I finished reading everything on http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com . Unfortunate. It was highly enjoyable.

She and Him was an enjoyable show. It's not the greatest music, frankly, but it's quite pleasant and entertaining. Teh Wife remarked, and I agree, that the appeal to hipsters is more about the image of Zooey Deschanel than the music.

Speaking of tattoos, we saw a woman with tattoos on the train that seemed to go all the way up her rather short shorts. One looked like some sort of lactating mermaid. Really, it looked like the mermaid was squeezing her breasts and stuff was coming out. Whatte the swyve? It was high enough on her legs, though, that it could be easily covered if she wanted to do so.

The pop machine seem to be popping out extras. I did not notice there was a Coke Zero sitting in the dispenser tray and ordered a Cherry Coke Zero - two came out. So I gave away the extra two to coworkers. Free pop FTW.

Crap, they want salary stuff analyzed here? Bloody hell. I have to run a special report to do that.

Apparently Teh Wife has gotten my TrueProtein package. Huzzah. [crude comment redacted]

My default method of texting people is to go to my inbox and reply to one of their texts. By people, I mean Teh Wife. I sometimes get paranoid that I'm accidentally sending a text intended for Teh Wife to somebody else I've texted recently. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Interesting: http://www.pocketmod.com/v2/ I can't get the weather widget to work. It's a great idea: customize a thingy to print out, fold up, and carry with you in your pocket to jot down notes and transfer later to your electical devices. Print a new one every day or whatever. Can include a weather forecast and a sudoku.

I feel like I'm really big sometimes.

Company is having some $DIVISION Olympics tomorrow. I'm doing tug-of-war, softball, and kickball. I'm going to dominate at softball. Somebody in the department also organized a friendly softball game a couple weeks from now. Again, I'm going to dominate. I can hit the ball very hard, sprint pretty fast, and throw pretty far compared to everybody else around here. I plan on hitting two home runs tomorrow. Just watch. I'll do even better in two weeks because it will be a full game rather than a 55 minute game. I'll let you know how I manage.