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By atreides (Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 07:07:27 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses.

To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

Yesterday was the 150th anniversary of the Ascension of the only Emperor of the United States. Make sure to pay your proper due to him next time you belly up to the bar.

Despite the obviously important milestone of the Sesquicentennial, I can be forgiven for doing this a day late. You see, the Despoina now teethes. A better description is that the Despoina now screams. A lot. In fact, she has been screaming non stop from 340 this morning to 650 (ten minutes ago). Ironically, now that Welsh Girl and I are both up and having to get ready for the day ahead on little sleep, the Despoina sleeps like a, well, you know...

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To the Emperor! by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 09:08:22 AM EST
Up the Universe!

"...I almost puked like a pregnant StackyMcRacky." --MillMan
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To the Emperor! by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 09:11:16 AM EST
and get thee a bottle of Hyland's Teething Tablets.  The shit is magic.

Stacky is RIGHT! by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 09:18:27 AM EST
She's absolutely right.

Hyland's tablets are so good, you'll think they were baby crack.

A purpose gives you a reason to wake up every morning.
So a purpose is like a box of powdered donut holes?
My Name is Earl

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I love the info on the bottle by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 03:11:16 PM EST
saying it doesn't have a narcotic in it, it just works so well your baby can get some sleep.

[ Parent ]
Hear, hear by johnny (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 09:42:59 AM EST

She has effectively checked out. She's an un-person of her own making. So it falls to me.--ad hoc (in the hole)
Ave Imperator! by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 09:47:47 AM EST
Ave! Ave!

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

To The Emperor! [nt] by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 10:05:08 PM EST

Shouldn't that be 'EmporARRRRRRRRR'? by BadDoggie (2.00 / 0) #9 Sat Sep 19, 2009 at 05:42:41 PM EST
Some people have no fucking respect for memes.


OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?

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