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By dev trash (Sun Dec 06, 2009 at 06:53:51 PM EST) (all tags)
It's been a strange weekend, but aren't they all lately?

Apple.
Weird women
eharmony
Steelers
Weight


Does anyone think that Apple is creating worms that only affect jail broken phones?

Last night I finished the beer I had not drank on Friday. After that was gone I mixed some diet Creme Soda with some vodka. That got me really lit, as the kids used to say. Around 11, I was still wanting to be up and do things but I got all sorts of dizzy and felt that it was probably best if I laid down for a bit. That turned into sleeping. I do remember getting up to turn out the light. Around 6am, my laptop started to beep. That woke me up and I stayed up for a bit and then went back to sleep.

I had a number of dreams this past weekend but alas the alcohol seems to have rendered them erased from my memory. Like I said before they seemed to be epic.

Thursday night this gal from OkCupid IMed me. We chatted. She wanted me to drive out to her, so we could eat, drink and then go bowling. I begged off, as well, I had never talked to her at all before this. At one point she was ready to take a cab to visit me, at which point we could go look for a karaoke to visit. Again I kinda played this off, as well first time etc etc. I go off to do laundry and shop and when I came back she was gone.

Friday I was drunk, and she was back. Weirdly though her first IM of that night was "Do I know you?" Yeah. Like I said. Weird. She wanted me to come out to her again, and I had an excuse, too drunk to drive. She then proceeded to get naked and uh, do things to herself. Yeah at this point she had her web cam on.

Saturday I was also drunk and she was online but she sent me an IM that was pretty much "hi, gotta date tonight, too bad for you." Yeah, I'm heartbroken. A few hours later, she was back and she was sad, as her date had ditched her because it was snowing. We chatted. She opened up to me, saying her mother keeps telling her to go to an AA meeting. Ahhh, so that explains why she didn't know who I was Friday night. We chat, then she was gone. I do some research, she lives way north of me, I don't ever remember sending her a message on OkCupid. She just came outta no where.

Friday night before WeirdGal had IMed me, I was lonely and bored so I IMed a gal on my list, with whom I'e not chatted with in years. In fact we stopped chatting because she got engaged and then married. So I start talking to her and I mention the whole married thing. She's convinced that I have the wrong person. And this is plausible I mean she was using a string of letters as a screen name. She claimed that yes she had been married but got divorced and then got engaged but had not married the guy. She was still not sure we had actually known each other so I sent her a picture of her that I had stumbled on while chatting.

Saturday we chat some more, we add each other to Facebook, she's trying to remember me and asks me some questions to kinda flesh that all out. Apparently I passed that round as the person she had been thinking I was, had been some sort of 'freak'.

And to top it off Borders gal sent me some IMs telling me that she'd love to have dinner with me sometime this week but that Saturday was out as that was her birthday. Yeah. She did that three separate times. Ignored all three.

Philly friend joined eHarmony as he's afraid he's going to die alone. eHarmony seems to be an odd choice for him, as well, he's into things like Amanda Palmer, and the suicide girls. I told him to get an OkCupid account, as I get 10s and 10s of gals in Philly who would be perfect for him. He's of the ilk that believe free is poor quality. That may be true but for-pay doesn't guarantee better quality either.

Steelers lost today. I'll say it now. Bengals are going to the Super Bowl. At least it's not the Browns. Oh well. They, the Steelers still have 6 rings.

Weight is holding sorta steady. Still not joined the gym. I was not hung over today or yesterday, so no excuse there. Today was I feeling a little off, but I did make it to get a Sunday paper and fill my tank with gasoline. I guess my excuse yesterday was the unexpected snow. This coming weekend I'll join. For sure. I'm losing the battle to not eat like crazy, so I need to temper that with some exercise.

Anyway I think that's quite a wrap up.
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St. Nicholas Day. | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)
Apple by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Dec 07, 2009 at 07:06:22 AM EST
Wouldn't bother writing worms for jailbroken iPhones as there enough twats out there willing to do it for free.

Have you tried Ashley Madison? by debacle (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Dec 07, 2009 at 12:40:23 PM EST
I've heard that cougar moms are like a dime a dozen. Friend of a friend has like 100+ notches in his bedpost since he joined AM.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

100+ by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Dec 07, 2009 at 08:13:01 PM EST
I'm 37.  100 seems like a lot.


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He sometimes had two in one day [nt] by debacle (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Dec 07, 2009 at 09:41:50 PM EST


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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Yeah. by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Dec 07, 2009 at 11:44:14 PM EST
FB friend the crazy drunk chick.  (@_@)

A purpose gives you a reason to wake up every morning.
So a purpose is like a box of powdered donut holes?
Exactly
My Name is Earl

no no by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue Dec 08, 2009 at 06:58:27 PM EST
I didn't FB friend her.  I've not heard from her since Saturday.


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Whew. That's good. by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Dec 08, 2009 at 08:23:08 PM EST
Weirdos seem to dig the FB.

A guy I met last summer when I was looking for rock show buddies, FB friended me. I didn't think it was a big deal since when we met there was absolutely no chemistry (which is good when you just want an activity partner). Unfortunately he has fallen in lust with a pic of me on FB (his words). Now he tries to chat me up all the time and wants to date.

Weirdos.


A purpose gives you a reason to wake up every morning.
So a purpose is like a box of powdered donut holes?
Exactly
My Name is Earl

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well by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Dec 08, 2009 at 09:12:18 PM EST
Those glasses are kinda hot.

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Awe shucks. by muchagecko (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Dec 08, 2009 at 09:30:02 PM EST
It's an acquired taste, but I dig it.

Thanks.


A purpose gives you a reason to wake up every morning.
So a purpose is like a box of powdered donut holes?
Exactly
My Name is Earl

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St. Nicholas Day. | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)