Crap, I spent a lot at WINGS NIGHT. However, I believe everybody had a good time. One of the people there is a graduating senior this year, he spent the last two summers interning at investment banks and had hoped to go into that when he graduates. He is now thinking of marrying a wealthy heiress instead.

I like to think of myself as a smart person who gets stuff done. This job is slowly chipping away at both of those rather valuable qualities. And it doesn't even look that great on a resume. Sigh. What can I do to prevent ruin?

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DUMP BODIES INTO THE RIVER.

I didn't end up having any bacon: I had something with sausage.

It is now almost time for lunch.

Ooh, I actually have an informative conference call this afternoon about strategies for employee retention and crap in call centers.