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Further reasons I shall not be entering the next MFC

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By Breaker (Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:13:11 AM EST) (all tags)

I have already diarised as to one reason.

Further EEEEEP!

(Wish I could get inline images working again).

Due in April 2009, sex unknown. 3 month scan done today, heart rate 161 bpm, at exact level for all measurable metrics. Nuchal Translucency, blood hormones et al normal. This means Downs Syndrome is a 1 in 10980 chance.

Is it too soon to be buying a babygro styled like a Brownshirt as yet?

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Further reasons I shall not be entering the next MFC | 55 comments (55 topical, 0 hidden)

Congrats. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:23:57 AM EST

n/t

: TYVM by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:33:22 AM EST

NT

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good jerb by sasquatchan (4.00 / 4) #2 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:24:14 AM EST

hope it's yours ;)

: If it's not by Breaker (4.00 / 4) #6 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:33:36 AM EST

I save a fortune!

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Yay! by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:30:28 AM EST

Congratulations. The pitter-patter of tiny Breaklets and CABinets can only be a good thing for the world.

: Cheers! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:34:14 AM EST

NT

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congrats by Merekat (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:30:42 AM EST

I really should put money on these things sometime.

Well, by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:34:46 AM EST

It was ~18 months in coming. But TYVM.

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Wow by Driusan (4.00 / 2) #26 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:06:29 PM EST

That's a really long erection.

--
Vive le Montréal libre.

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Like father, by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #30 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:08:31 PM EST

Like son.

Or daughter, bit early to tell really.

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: daught != recctiton! by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #48 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 04:46:39 PM EST

that scares me

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It was? by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #52 Sun Sep 28, 2008 at 11:41:34 PM EST

Excuse me, I seem to have mislaid a year somewhere...

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: Yep. by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #53 Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 12:40:37 AM EST

We were trying even before we got married.

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Congratulations! by DullTrev (4.00 / 2) #9 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:35:56 AM EST

I'm told this means your life is now over.
--
DFJ?

: Probably by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #12 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:52:15 AM EST

But a new one is begun. Fair trade, perhaps.

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Congratulations! by ad hoc (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:40:18 AM EST

--
The three things that make a diamond also make a waffle.

: Thanks! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #11 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:51:55 AM EST

NT

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w00t! by clock (4.00 / 2) #13 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:53:15 AM EST

he shoots...he scores!!!

now get a helmet.

_{I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin}

Swimmers 1 egg 0 by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #16 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:58:39 AM EST

A helmet?

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kids headbutt a lot... by clock (4.00 / 2) #19 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 10:05:29 AM EST

...when they can't really control themselves...and even when they can. split lips abound!

you were warned!

_{I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin}

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: That is the kind of inside knowledge by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #20 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 10:23:47 AM EST

I am very keen to learn from you new parents!

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congratulations! by R343L (4.00 / 2) #14 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:54:28 AM EST

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot

: TYVM by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #17 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:59:07 AM EST

NT

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Congrats! by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #15 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:56:48 AM EST

: TYVM by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #18 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:59:16 AM EST

NT

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congratulations by cam (4.00 / 1) #21 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 10:43:03 AM EST

nt

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

: TYVM! by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #28 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:07:03 PM EST

NT

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Don't screw it up with yer crazy music, son by Clipper Ship (2.00 / 2) #22 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 10:57:32 AM EST

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Destroy All Planets

I think we can both agree by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #29 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:07:48 PM EST

The minute they buy a rap or jazz album, they get disowned...

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: I can agree to that. by Clipper Ship (4.00 / 1) #38 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 06:14:34 PM EST

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Destroy All Planets
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: SLAYER IN THE WOMB! by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #49 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 04:47:41 PM EST

PA speakers fit on the couch, right!? Whoah, my spelling came back!

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Well done by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #23 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 11:36:20 AM EST

Carry on.

Gedvondur

"I love my brain. It's the only organ I can afford to lose." --frijolito

: TYVM by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #31 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:08:43 PM EST

NT

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Congrats. by hulver

(4.00 / 3) #24 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 11:52:45 AM EST

Quick, get the beers in while you still can!

--
Cheese is not a hat. - clock

: TYVM! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #27 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:06:42 PM EST

Indeed, I shall!

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Pintage in order I think... (n/t) by Metatone (4.00 / 1) #25 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 12:00:24 PM EST

Absolutely! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #32 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:09:20 PM EST

You around in London when LoppEar's about?

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I missed that... by Metatone (2.00 / 0) #33 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:22:58 PM EST

when's LE around?

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Oct 6-7 I believe. by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #34 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:28:07 PM EST

I think I still have your email address; will let you know once the dithering has finished and we've picked a solid date.

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I missed this. by Herring (4.00 / 2) #35 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 01:55:31 PM EST

But sounds good for beers.

Congratulations - although god knows how many times I've told you UTBNB.

I remember SB's 12 week scan (for the nucal measurement). Made it all seem real. And scary.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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: TYVM by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #36 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 02:03:27 PM EST

I expect I will diarise the beers a bit more later this week.

Seeing the scan was just total overload.

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Run to a different hospital! by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #37 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 03:17:43 PM EST

That 1999 date on the screen is like your folks' VCR perpetually blinking 12:00.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Yeah I noticed that too by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #41 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 12:37:37 AM EST

I did offer to sort it for them, but hey I'm just a techie...

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CONGRAT_LOL_LATIONS! by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #42 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 12:42:28 AM EST

YOUR LIFE, as you knew it, IST JETZT FERTIG SEIN.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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: Ich konne by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #43 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 12:51:33 AM EST

Keine problem.

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Congrats! Welcome to the club! by atreides

(4.00 / 1) #39 Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:42:15 PM EST

Ours is due March 29th.

_{He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.}

That's a bit far for a playdate for the kids.. by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #40 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 12:32:21 AM EST

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It's the future! by atreides

(2.00 / 0) #44 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 06:41:33 AM EST

They'll have rocket cars and teleporters and shit then, right?

_{He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.}

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: Man that is sooo 2000! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #46 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 01:30:57 PM EST

Should we not be on to planet generators by now?

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That's pretty extreme just to miss the next MFC by TPD (4.00 / 1) #45 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 07:01:15 AM EST

but CONGRATS!!!!! wooo hoooo!

why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-Swiveller^TM

: Tell me about it! by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #47 Sat Sep 27, 2008 at 01:32:03 PM EST

TYVM!

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Happy Baby by priestess (4.00 / 1) #50 Sun Sep 28, 2008 at 03:35:15 AM EST

Awww.

Pre............

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Chat to the virtual me...

: I hope so! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #51 Sun Sep 28, 2008 at 06:54:26 AM EST

As opposed to "constantly crying baby" and "unending colic baby".

But TYVM!

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Brilliant, congratulations by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #54 Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 01:22:22 AM EST

Are you going to find out the sex or do you like surprises?

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It's political correctness gone mad!

: Couldn't tell from the scans we had on Friday by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #55 Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 01:31:37 AM EST

The scans they gave us to take home are by far the worst - but then I'd rather the medical professionals had the ones that really count.

But MBW, being an Aussie, completely missed my comment "Look! It's a boy without a winkie!" Blackadder reference.

Will try at the next scan and see if it's a boy or a girl, because I am curious. Not that either sex is desired or will be favoured; this child will be loved and protected regardless of chromosomes.

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Further reasons I shall not be entering the next MFC | 55 comments (55 topical, 0 hidden)