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Revolutionary or a populist guy?
The people love Chavez and I understand why
Stabilised the economy but messed around with their clocks
And that one knocked off of my socks:
Come on and rock me Venezuela.
Venezuela, Venezuela, Venezuela.
Venezuela, Venezuela, Venezuela.
Venezuela, Venezuela, Venezuela.
Oh oh oh Venezuela.

Poll: I dug out original Unreal Tournament
x-posted to da brog.

Chavez decided to change the country's time zone to GMT -4:30. Only one other time zone which sits on a half-hour offset exists in the Western Hemisphere: Newfoundland, and not even the Western half of the province uses it. It also happens to be UTC-3:30 and so won't help Venezuela.
Venezuela has moved to a new time zone. Unable to add new timezone.
Yeah, we know. Please see Knowledge Base Notice 12-A44, "March 2007 Changes to Daylight Saving Time". It explains how to make changes to time zones and is applicable to this situation with the new Venezuela change. Enjoy. Love, REC.

And that should've been the end of it, but noooooooooooooooo. It never is.

Pls provide the patch. As I understand data import patch is available with $YourBigApp for the same.
Your understanding is as poor about a patch as it is about the language you're trying to employ. There ain't no patch. We have to do this the hard way:
Dear Rama,

To which patch are you referring? As I've already written, Notice 12-A44 explains how to change start and end times and offsets within the application under Data Admin: > Internationalization > Time Zone Admin. It is impossible to add additional time zones in $OurBigApp. You will therefore either have to change all non-Venezuelan time zones to something other than "Caracas/La Paz" ("Santiago", perhaps) or re-purpose a different time zone such as "Manaus" or "Atlantic (Canada)".


Done, or so I thought.
U must provide the patch! The same patch for US time can be be modified to use existing patch with different data.
Uhh... no, Beavis. It cannot be modified. It won't work. There is no fix other than the one I told you about.

A little voice tells me this problem seems a bit more familiar than I realise.

<clicky clicky> Uh-huh. Rama. <clicky> who asked this same shit 19 months ago when the US time zones changed. I bet <clicky clicky tap tap tap> yep, and also a couple years ago for the Australian changes. It's not someone using Rama's account; her unique writing style guarantees this.

The next day I received a flurry of mail from the TAR begging me for some help. The TAR doesn't know squat and Rama is persistent, asking one stupid question after another which the TAR can't answer, so I reluctantly agreed to join a conf call and put this issue to rest. With prejudice.

I got in this morning to see a conference invitation from the TAR and an answer from Rama:

Venezuela Time Zone Discussion
Sent: 27. August 2008

Proposed By: A. Beng
When: Thursday, August 28, 2008


From: Rama
Sent: 27. August 2008

I am out of office on Tuesday, can u pls move it to someother date ?

Sums it up, really. A feeling not entirely unlike "calm" washes over me because it will be Beng talking to that fuckwit Rama and not me.
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You fool by Herring (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 05:57:33 AM EST
It says she's out of the office Tuesday, not Thursday.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

best part of ut by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #2 Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 08:28:28 AM EST
Spawncamping that map with the 2 towers and a thin bridge in between, from the top of the tower with a sniper rifle.

woah by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 01:24:00 PM EST
my desert-addled brain just wondered where in Utah you're sniping from.
if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake
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It's cute how she abbreviates "you". by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 07:11:27 PM EST
Man, that's soothing. Can u find n00d pics of her??

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Dear gord by duxup (4.00 / 1) #5 Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 04:40:54 AM EST
U must

U?  In a professional work e-mail?  Tell them to die in a fire. 
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