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By gzt (Fri Aug 15, 2008 at 05:08:12 AM EST) gzt, potluck (all tags)
For serious. Honestly, this is stupid to do without SPSS or something. It's stupid to do with it, but not as time-consuming, idiotic, or pointless. I have other stuff to do. It won't add anything to the presentation.

Inside: serial killers, quick breads, and potlucks.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I want to give something useful.

The potluck the other day was fine.

Other things aren't going well, which is why I'm complaining about work so much.

I've been watching Dexter on Netflix instead of thinking about stuff. It's cute in its own way.

I was supposed to make banana bread for a potluck tomorrow, but neglected to get bananas in time to ripen appropriately. What's an acceptable functional substitute? This is a big potluck and I don't want to screw it all up. I'm flying solo on this one and if I don't make it here, I'll never make it on the scene. It can be vicious.

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Zuchinni by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Aug 15, 2008 at 05:10:05 AM EST
especially if it's scrumptious, because people will be in awe of your ability to take such a joke squash and make it tasty.

I'd try four different recipes and bring the best loaf, and give the remaining three to homeless sorts.

Any kind of squash bread by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Aug 15, 2008 at 06:16:46 AM EST
zucchini, pumpkin, butternut. MMmmm pumpkin bread.
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1.) Go to a convenience store by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Aug 15, 2008 at 03:50:04 PM EST
When they have bananas on hand, they will invariably be on the cusp of nasty-ripe.

2.) In the event you can't find a convenience store, just go and buy some fucking banana bread. No one will ever know.

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