First, I'm giving up pogs. They've wasted nearly 15 years of my life and given me nothing in return.
Second, I'm going to admit that watching all the episodes of the first season of The Tick was not good for my mental health. I've been leaping around buildings and boldly mixing metaphors about justice in a way that only serves to alienate me from others ever since that fateful day.
Third, Dear Reader, I have given up full-time rick-rolling and I am, alas, gonna give you up.
Fourth, sun screen really is helpful and it is time I acknowledge the role it should have in my life. Speaking of which, I bought some a little while ago and have no idea where it went.
Fifth, I've got to get out of here and find my way again. I've lost my way again. Should never have left the Crystal Lake.
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