606 -- P.J. O'Rourke's "How To Drive Fast On Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed And Not Spill Your Drink"
ucblockhead #1 -- Robot Boy
Gedvondur -- "Poop" by Gerald Lochland (I think?)
misslake -- What Canadians Don't Know About Love by Irving Layton from "Love Where the Nights Are Long"
ucblockhead #2 -- Something about him being a physic professor or so he says.
R343L -- Excerpt from Leaves of Grass "Song of Myself" by Walt Whitman
alphagirl -- Untitled c.2002, by the performer, perhaps called Ribs.
komet -- "Inexpensive Progress" by John Betjeman
toxicfur -- "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" by Anne Sexton
hulver -- Dead London (from The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells)
ana -- "Paper, Scissors, Rock" by ana himself
fluffy -- Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll (Dodgson, whatever!)
devtrash -- a monologue from Goonies
clock -- Major spoiler entry of a Dad reading to his baby son Goodnight Moon.
Please vote on your favorite however many you want! Well, I think the "standard" for fun challenges is 2 or 3. I think.
Please let me know if I missed any readings (spoken by actual hussies) or messed up links or missed someone in the poll or someone would like the text describing their entry changed or whatever. I will take it under advisement.
|< I don't wanna. | Do not forsake me oh my darling >|