Oh! Conference call! I'm totally multitasking.

Crikey, these people really need to learn how to think about problems. It will help them describe it.

I just drew a dinosaur on the moon on a whiteboard in a meeting. It was part of the proof that there are many ideas about this project, but only mine are correct. They took it as a bit of a joke, but I'm completely serious. Well, the dinosaur bit isn't serious. The moon bit is. It's philosophy, man. It's what I do. I think. I've thought about this. So I'm right.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. I predict March for the zombie apocalypse. Jobs down 533,000 in USia. Can't have too many more months of this: the risk of zombieism increases exponentially with mass layoffs.

My boss just ran through and gave me a Christmas tree grow kit. Well, maybe when I have a yard...

I will get a pocket watch. I must. It is my destiny.

I watched "The Professional" last night. Otherwise known as "Leon". It had a 12-yr-old Natalie Portman.

I need to get out of here. I also really need to make an apptment to see a doctor.