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By gzt (Fri Dec 05, 2008 at 07:54:02 AM EST) gzt, zombie apocalypse, dinosaur, dinosaur on the moon, destiny (all tags)
Well, close enough.

Patriarch Alexei II, the Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church, died this morning. Vechnaya pamyat!

I actually have a lot of crap to get done today, so I'd best be on it.

Oh! Conference call! I'm totally multitasking.

Crikey, these people really need to learn how to think about problems. It will help them describe it.

I just drew a dinosaur on the moon on a whiteboard in a meeting. It was part of the proof that there are many ideas about this project, but only mine are correct. They took it as a bit of a joke, but I'm completely serious. Well, the dinosaur bit isn't serious. The moon bit is. It's philosophy, man. It's what I do. I think. I've thought about this. So I'm right.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. I predict March for the zombie apocalypse. Jobs down 533,000 in USia. Can't have too many more months of this: the risk of zombieism increases exponentially with mass layoffs.

My boss just ran through and gave me a Christmas tree grow kit. Well, maybe when I have a yard...

I will get a pocket watch. I must. It is my destiny.

I watched "The Professional" last night. Otherwise known as "Leon". It had a 12-yr-old Natalie Portman.

I need to get out of here. I also really need to make an apptment to see a doctor.

< A moment of silence if you will. | Delicate. >
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Leon by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #1 Sat Dec 06, 2008 at 01:37:07 AM EST
Does it have hot grits as well as Natalie Portman?

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
Look on for a pocketwatch by zarathus (2.00 / 0) #2 Sat Dec 06, 2008 at 05:14:46 AM EST

Blogger - n. Someone with nothing to say writing for someone with nothing to do.
Yeah, by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #3 Sat Dec 06, 2008 at 03:02:20 PM EST
don't buy this one, though: I shredded my stock options years ago.

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