I have excised all wrongthink websites from my bookmarks, and embrace our Glorious Leader Gordon Brown as my Lord Master and Saviour.
I have burnt all the books by those so-called economists who seek to denigrate our Glorious Leader and His Talentful Cabinet. I hear only truth and love when our Beloved party speaks to us.
I roundly condemn those fools who dressed up, went walking and got detained for search; how dare they presume to affront our magnificent Party?
There, isn't that better? I am so much happier now I love The Party.
In other news, our Great Leader faces a test in Glenrothes today. Usually PMs don't hit the campaign trail for by elections but the presence there of our Most Glorious Leader and His Most Gracious Wife Who Is Not Ginger in the last couple of weeks surely shows us his dedication to our Noble Cause.
And here is my predictions for the outcome tonight (note to Theo Escargot / R Mutt etc this is deliberatly posted as diary not hole so you may point and laugh in 2009).
If Labour win, there will be no General Election until it absolutely has to be called in 2010.
If Labour narrowly lose, there will be no General Election until it absolutely has to be called in 2010.
If Labour get hammered there will be a leadership contest before Christmas and a General Election in the second quarter of 2009
But of course, the Glorious Party of the People will be welcomed back into Greatness by our Scottish cousins.
I have burnt all the books by those so-called economists who seek to denigrate our Glorious Leader and His Talentful Cabinet. I hear only truth and love when our Beloved party speaks to us.
I roundly condemn those fools who dressed up, went walking and got detained for search; how dare they presume to affront our magnificent Party?
There, isn't that better? I am so much happier now I love The Party.
In other news, our Great Leader faces a test in Glenrothes today. Usually PMs don't hit the campaign trail for by elections but the presence there of our Most Glorious Leader and His Most Gracious Wife Who Is Not Ginger in the last couple of weeks surely shows us his dedication to our Noble Cause.
And here is my predictions for the outcome tonight (note to Theo Escargot / R Mutt etc this is deliberatly posted as diary not hole so you may point and laugh in 2009).
If Labour win, there will be no General Election until it absolutely has to be called in 2010.
If Labour narrowly lose, there will be no General Election until it absolutely has to be called in 2010.
If Labour get hammered there will be a leadership contest before Christmas and a General Election in the second quarter of 2009
But of course, the Glorious Party of the People will be welcomed back into Greatness by our Scottish cousins.
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