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By ReallyEvilCanine (Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 02:45:00 AM EST) A Day in the Life, cow-orkers, shock sites, britney spears, WTF, pie (all tags)
Cow-Orkers XIV: Misery Mercantilism

I tried to be nice. All I wanted to do was warn my cow-orkers about a particular meme involving more than one girl (but less than three) together with a drinking vessel, a meme they'll likely come across within the next month or so. I warned them over and over, repeatedly explaining that I wasn't fucking around. They didn't listen. Fuckwits.

Poll: Best intartubes shock site
x-posted to da brog.

I'm known for sending a lot of cool links around. There are no greater-than symbols preceding any URL I send. The other monkeys like this because they can be the first ones in their own circle of family and friends to provide the latest Intartubes entertainment.

People here know when I'm playing around because I make it pretty fucking clear when I'm being serious. Those who have incurred my wrath over the years painfully discovered a different set of links I can provide: goatse, lemonparty, tubgirl, and various renditions of numa numa.

When the guy who sent you the link to pteradactyl porn (no longer available), who showed you another cool Flash game, who got revenge by sending you to a shock site, who invited everyone around to watch Japanese drumming porn [NSFW] so they didn't have to load it onto their own machines, and who is generally known for Intarwebs knowledge tells you to avoid something, listen to him. Don't question him further.

Of course I knew curiosity would get the better of them. I went back to the CubeDesk of Hate to deal with Mook-man's latest inability to perform the most basic Windows operations (Explorer: directory, right click on $OurBigAppModule.exe, Properties, Compatibility tab) and began to smile as one cow-orker after the next groaned and screamed in horror and disgust. It eased my pain.

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ShrewsburyCollege? by gazbo (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 04:05:48 AM EST
Never heard of that one.  Shall have to look it up.

2girls1cup is pretty awesome, but 2girls1finger is better as long as you watch it till after the vomiting stops.

I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

cognitive dissonance by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 04:40:37 AM EST
I see them and, like watching Penn and Teller, try to figure out how they faked it. Because, you know, it can't possibly be real. Just keep telling yourself that.

WIPO: by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 04:48:44 AM EST

  • WIPO by Cloaked User (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 04:55:55 AM EST

    At least, I'm often shocked at the mentality of some of the posters...

    This is not a psychotic episode. It is a cleansing moment of clarity.

    How fucked up is it by Vertical Frankenstein (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 05:24:58 AM EST
    that Goatse is now one of the tamer shock sites.

    About the same as by ReallyEvilCanine (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 05:55:52 AM EST
    alt.tasteless being completely incapable of causing the slightest stir these days. Back in 1996... boy howdy was that a wicked place to be.

    the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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    Funny thing. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 06:05:36 AM EST
    I've been around long enough to remember when Goatse was the bad-boy click-bomb. Somewhere around the end of tub-girl's reign I stopped being curious enough to even look. So, though I've heard countless people talk about 2girls1cup, I've never actually seen it.

    And I'd prefer to keep it that way.

    WIPO by Herring (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 06:39:02 AM EST
    The BBC News Have Your Say pages.

    I suppose it saves the BNP having to host their own discussion fora.

    You can't inspire people with facts
    - Small Gods

    oh get over it and post the url by discordia (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 03:16:26 PM EST

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