I went to San Antonio the weekend before last. Even though we didn't do anything too impressive (crummy dinner out) Friday night was good. We did get to see some fireworks (err, literally). Also figurative. Especially me. I need to like think of something to do for (ok, to) her. I suppose one option is pretty obvious. Do people really like have a strategy during sex? Like I should do this, this, and this? I can't seem to do any better than making sure that all available body parts are in use. I'm afraid I might be boring.

Saturday we had a great brunch at Mad Hatter's, then I watched the Wings game while she read some medical journal. She suggested going to the new open air mall which I was ok with. Sadly I was the one doing all the shopping, I bought a pretty nice pair of plaid, flat front shorts from Express which were a bit expensive. She looked around but didn't find anything. I showed her the chef's knife I'd bought the week before, a Globabl G-2. I love that knife, I buy stuff pretty much just to chop it.

So anyway my buddy from Austin (I need a good acronym for him) came down Saturday and we ate dinner at Sushi-Zushi and I can't say I was particularly impressed. A bunch of her friends came over and we all went out. We ended up going to a bunch of bars and I got pretty drunk (I think everybody did, except the DD anyway). We ended the night buying a bunch of frozen pizzas and going back to her apartment where we stayed up til 5AM. At that point everybody passed out (except for us anyway). It was fun making her make a bunch of noise while her at least moderately hot friends where in the next room probably passed out.

We ate a great breakfast Sunday at Lisa's before I had to jet. I might not see her again until we go to the beach in June. She called last week but I haven't called her back.

Instead of calling her and buying Mother's day cards or a present for my sister I've been spending time with my brand new 22" Samsung monitor. It's been pretty damn amazing. There's been a couple times I was watching something and I had to pause it to get giddy about how fantastic it looked. For the record I have the 'C' panel and after adjusting the settings, it's absolutely perfect.

Well the Mavericks lost and the Pistons are rolling. Not much to say about that right now. The Wings are also doing good but I don't know much about it since they apparently don't put the fucking conference championships on TV anymore. God damn douche bags.

Some asshole intentionally opened his car door into mine last week. I knew he would because he always takes up two spots, well this day I decided to hell with him, since the guy in the "next" spot over also took two spots. I fit perfectly well in between them and as I was leaving I thought "knowing how big of assholes so many people in Texas (in particular outside of Austin) are, I bet he opens his door into mine". And lo and behold later that night he had indeed scratched my car. Fortunately I don't care since my car is all fucked up anyway. I can kind of view it as a badge of shame for Texans, who are really lately proving my other friend right. He always claimed that Texans are majority asshole and they in turn attract assholes from the rest of the country. I am slowly coming around to his view of things. People in Dallas go out of their ways to be assholes and rather than feeling bad like most of the country (outside of NYC and LA) they feel a certain satisfaction. I can only assume it's related to insecurity over undersized genitalia.