"Ladies, when a man finally proposes to you, ask him one simple question: 'How many dongs would you mutilate for me?' If you demand a hundred and he doesn't blink, he's a keeper. But, if he's David, who was sent after a hundred and then came back with twice that many just for the hell of it, well, you've got a love for the ages."
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