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By rmg (Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 11:58:09 AM EST) ubuntu, lunix, cats, meow, mouse wheels, hardware detection, pizza delivery boys (all tags)
man, i remember when ubuntuforums were a hot bed of useful information. you'd ask a question, you'd get an answer, and it'd be a good one, by god. and if it wasn't, you'd tell 'em so and you'd get a better one.

now you wait a few hours, you don't get anything useful, and you don't even get your god damn money back. they're worse than pizza delivery boys.

what's my status? i'll tell you my god damn status. there're motherfuckin' cats in this motherfuckin' flat!
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ubuntuforums < pizza delivery boys | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)
try editing your xorg.conf file by theantix (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 12:11:25 PM EST
make sure you see something like the following in the mouse section.
    Option "Protocol"     "imps2"
    Option "ZAxisMapping" "4 5"
    Option "Buttons"      "5"

That should take care of it -- let me know if you have any further problems.
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don't frightne the poor child by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 03:18:17 PM EST
Wait til he has to deal with Modular X.

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(Comment Deleted) by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 01:00:13 PM EST

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Once you learn to type by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 01:14:21 PM EST
"sudo bash" you'll find yourself wondering what, exactly, does sudo prevent?

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You want "sudo -s" (nt) by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 01:27:44 PM EST

[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
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s/ubuntuforums/The Internet/g by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 07:05:39 PM EST

Prior Art, Circa 1993.

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