My wife (who will remain anonymous and is obviously jealous of husi women with large breasts) was at a job interview, and I drove her.  But for some completely unknown reason I forgot to bring any reading material with me, so I got pretty bored sitting around waiting for her.  I first used the near-empty water bottles and stray napkins, and when those ran out I used some kleenex(tm).  But that didn't work really well, and she was still in her interview and I had no idea how long it was going to be.  So I went to the store and bought some multi-function Windex(tm) for $3.49 and a roll of paper towels for $0.99.

I first did all the plastic surfaces of the inside of the car.  But still, I was waiting.  Then I did all the windows, inside and out.  But still, nothing.  Then the headlights... then the front and back, then the roof, then the doors and finally the sides.  Just when I was nearing completion she emerged with a job, and my car cleaning was complete.  In case you are ever in such a situation yourself, it may be nice to know that I used nearly a full roll for my little Civic(tm) hatchback so if you're driving a real hulk you may as well cut some extra trees down while you're windexing your car.

Except perhaps for the time I got it professionally detailed, I think my car is now the cleanest it has ever been since I bought it.

Did you know? I got a pony in my email yesterday.
Did you know? I got Columbo in my mail today.

Yesterday I drank some lychee tea for breakfast, had a giant Dr Pepper for lunch and quickly followed that up with a very large Starbucks coffee. I felt absolutely rotten, my whole body was tremoring... the little jitters and shaking lasted for many hours. It took until about midnight until I actually stopped feeling like I was still moving involuntarily, and even then I could only get to sleep at about 4:00am. I usually get withdrawl headaches when I don't drink caffeine, but so far today I've not had any... which is perhaps telling as to just how much I had in my system yesterday. Not going to re-do that anytime soon.

True story:I AM NOT A FISH
True story:JOH3N IS A BANANA

I had something else to say, but I forget what now.  Oh well.  Oh I actually remembered now, but that topic deserves its own diary.

Oh, another thing: if anyone here saw Wednesday's South Park, do not forget that many moons ago I made the prediction on this very site here that South Park would bring about WWIII.  My prediction is moving closer to reality!