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By jayhawk88 (Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:10:28 AM EST) (all tags)
Hey I'm actually going to get two in one month!

Quickie: Sort of weird picture found at It's like a JC Penny's catalog for celebrity look-a-likes. "Billy Bob Thorton enjoys a quiet moment at home, showing Hillarly Swank his pictures of Renee Zellweger and their love child."

OK not going to try and get too political here, but...

Bush 2001: Everyone must be on guard, be vigalent, pay attention to the Terror Alert System, notify your local authorities of any suspicious activity you see, keep duct tape in your house, defeating terriers terrerists is everyones business.

Bush 2006: What are you worrying about port security for? Don't worry, be happy!

Again I'm not going to try and figure out if this is a good or bad thing, but is it any wonder people are all over him when he says/does crap like this?

I haven't been keeping up with the Diary page the past few days, did Cheeseburger's kid ever drop? If so was it on the 21st?

As previously mentioned, my best friend James is getting married to his girlfriend Tricia. They're going to have the wedding in Las Vegas in June. We weren't really sure how this was going to go initially but as of right now, it looks like they might actually get something like 40 or so people to come out there for it. No small feat when the majority of the people are coming from Kansas.

Jenn and I are still trying to figure out how we're getting there. The old house is looking like it's going to cost a little more money to get sold than we had originally thought (possible roof problems, some other minor stuff), so we're trying to do this on the cheap. It's possible we might end up driving out with my parents actually; things are still up in the air but we'll see.

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A boy, this morning. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:13:00 AM EST
A really big, over-due boy. See his latest Diary.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

The 23rd is better anyhow by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #2 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:32:45 AM EST
though today is not exactly how I envisioned turning 4-0.

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Congrats! by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:39:49 AM EST

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Damn 10 pounds by jayhawk88 (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:44:58 AM EST
Did he come with green skin and a pair of shredded purple pants?

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I Don't Know, Man by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #5 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 10:10:44 AM EST
I'm a New Yorker and even I think this port thing is nothing more than racism. Ports all over the US are owned and run by foreign governments, and none of them have ever had to present the sort o' creds these folks have happily given to the city and feds.

Reminds me of the 80s when selling peoples jobs away to anybody but the Japanese was fine. But mention the Japanese and nobody could whip themselves into a rabid lather fast enough for the press and public.

If port security is not enough to regulate the UAE run ports, then it is a problem across the board and the UAE group shouldn't be singled out. Make tougher rules and make everybody apply them - let's don't get our panties in a bunch because the UAE wants the same economic consideration of any other trading partner.

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