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By CheeseburgerBrown (Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 06:34:34 PM EST) birth, labour, cbb, littlestar (all tags)

Heeeeeere we go!

Updates in comments, posted as possible.

Littlestar's water broke about ten minutes ago, just past 11 PM. Now she's wearing a giant diaper and giggling at the funny feeling of oodles of amniotic continuing to seep out.

No contractions. Fluid is clear and healthy-looking. Baby is frisky.

Midwives have been apprised. I need a glass of wine.

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May it be by ambrosen (4.00 / 3) #1 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 06:36:51 PM EST

A safe, quick and painless delivery.

Thanks. by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 06:38:27 PM EST

The little scamp is currently facing posterior, which is not ideal, but we'll hoping he works himself right on the way out. If not, it could potentially draw out the labour a bit.

I'm already planning on docking his allowance for causes us to worry.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

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You talk tough by ambrosen (4.00 / 2) #4 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 06:55:41 PM EST

But I bet you'll forget all about punishing him when he's there and giving his first cry. I bet you'll even laugh the first time he shoots a jet of pee directly onto your shirt while you're changing him.

Ooh, going all dewy eyed now.

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I Admit It. by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #5 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 06:57:41 PM EST

I'm feeling kinda partial to the little guy already...and he's little more than a profound swelling and an alarmingly big wet spot.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

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: Well, by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #54 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:19:17 AM EST

apart from his punctuality, and obstinately growing too big for his mummy, it sounds like he's someone you may grow to like. Make sure he knows that 2 weeks late isn't good enough, though.
Enjoy the swooning with love and walking around on a cloud for weeks. I hope Popsicle loves him. I'm sure she will.

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23:52 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 06:53:41 PM EST

Littlestar is impressed by the prodigious amount of amniotic fluid that continues to seep from her lovely nethers.

She is wearing my step-father's tartan robe, and thus bears a striking resemblance to a set of bagpipes.

I scored my glass of wine.

No exciting contraction action yet. Maybe we're going to watch a movie or something...

Now she's afraid to stand up lest her diaper prove unworthy of its burden. She's experiencing a touch of what it must be like to be incontinent.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

00:00 EST, Thursday 23 Feb by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 07:01:47 PM EST

Littlestar's diaper now has a turgid tumour of liquid ballooning out of it, so she's gone upstairs to re-tent.

Mild contractions, irregular.

The midwives say to call them back when the contractions become regular and begin compressing in time.

My finger itches to dial.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

00:10 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 07:11:15 PM EST

A real contraction!

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

00:20 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 07:21:08 PM EST

More contractions, irregular, relatively mild.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

00:34 by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 07:34:20 PM EST

Contractions are stronger, but mostly irregular. We're winding up.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

: Cheers? by notafurry (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 07:41:38 PM EST

What would be the appropriate cheers to offer support to the diminutive stellar body? Cosby?
Push 'em out, shove 'em out, waaaaay out! <bang>

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00:41 EST Contraction Report Carbon Copy by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 07:41:43 PM EST

00:10
contraction

00:16 - start
00:17 - gone

00:18 - start
00:18 - done quick

00:20 - start
00:20 - done quick

00:22 - start
00:23 - done

00:24 - start
00:25 - peters out

00:27 - start
"stronger"
00:28 - passed

00:31 - start
"not weak"
00:32 - end

00:33 - start
"baby little one"
00:34 - petered out

00:35 - start
"for real"
00:35 - over fast

00:38 - start
00:39 - fade out

00:40 - start
00:40 - fade out

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

00:49 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 07:49:54 PM EST

More bloody show in the fluid. Midwives updated via phone.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

00:53 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 07:53:36 PM EST

Littlestar: "I forgot how much this makes you feel like you have to crap."

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

: Wow. by skippy (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 08:03:42 PM EST

That sounds like an exceedingly unpleasant experience. The whole birthing scenario, I mean, not the it-feels-like-you-need-to-take-a-crap part.
Good luck to all three of you!

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You go girl! -- Oh, wait... by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 08:04:18 PM EST

01:11 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 08:12:21 PM EST

Midwives estimate one hour til things get serious. We'll call them when the contractions last around a minute.

Contractions holding steady at 3 minutes apart, slowly gaining in strength.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

Fuck this is exciting! by slozo (4.00 / 1) #17 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 08:26:06 PM EST

evn forgot my dot dot dots . . .

in irc by aphrael (4.00 / 1) #22 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 09:06:12 PM EST

we were discussing how in theory you were supposed to have brought cigars. :)
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

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: I WOULD have brought cigars . . . by slozo (2.00 / 0) #27 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 09:56:17 PM EST

. . . were I not in China at the moment. Funny - it's late night/early morn there, but I just finished teaching for the day in the afternoon.
okay, I have to catch up now, as I have been in class . . .

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Hm. by TypographicalError (4.00 / 1) #18 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 08:32:48 PM EST

This isn't the strangest thing I've seen on the internet, by far, but it's certainly different.

Good luck, Cheeseburger.

01:33 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 1) #19 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 08:34:13 PM EST

Contractions are beginning to pack a bit of a wallop now.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

: Give Astra a peck on the cheek for me by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #21 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 08:56:00 PM EST

...or let her smack you upside the head, whichever she prefers. I'm obsessively listening to her singing on Blue so I'm thinking of her. and I've got a fast connection at the moment (16.8K) so I'll hang around as long as I can - like that'll make a difference.

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01:53 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 1) #20 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 08:53:28 PM EST

Mounting contractions continue, as well as a seemingly infinite amount of amniotic fluid. We're running out of diapers.

Pool room is being prepared by my mom.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

Oh, CA-NA-DA! by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #23 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 09:11:17 PM EST

My STARK & FROZEN HOME!!!

We're pullin' for her, Cheezy! Give her our best fwishes!

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

: Pipe down by Rogerborg (4.00 / 7) #31 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 10:40:00 PM EST

He might not want to come out if he figures out where he is.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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02:14 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 1) #24 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 09:15:01 PM EST

It builds. LS is unsure how to judge the strength of the contractins, and therefore uncertain when to call the midwives again. We haven't yet gotten into the bath or the pool.

She's waddling laps around the house and pausing to breathe hard as each new contraction sets in.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

02:23 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #25 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 09:23:43 PM EST

We're drawing a warm bath for her now.

Contractions are lasting approx. 30 seconds, with about 2 minutes between each.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

hot damn. by gzt (2.00 / 0) #26 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 09:37:29 PM EST

congratulations and all that are in order. pip pip.

Are you guys . . . by slozo (4.00 / 1) #28 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 10:07:15 PM EST

. . . still at the Schoolhouse?

if so . . . I say, get going!!!

no by aphrael (2.00 / 0) #29 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 10:17:39 PM EST

CBB reported in irc that they're at his mom's haus.
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

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: thanks for the update;) (nt) by slozo (2.00 / 0) #30 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 10:20:47 PM EST

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Congratulations!! by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #32 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 11:45:02 PM EST

I think you should start your new job as you mean to go on with a nice long period of paternity leave.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

: Shit I'm a bit early aren't I? by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #33 Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 11:48:13 PM EST

Unlike some people around here.
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It's political correctness gone mad!
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05:09 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 10) #34 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 12:11:05 AM EST

Littlestar just passed a 10 pound, 7 oz. healthy baby boy. Everyone is recuperating nicely.

Popsicle slept through the whole thing.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

Yeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaa!!! by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #35 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 12:27:47 AM EST

and all that.

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Hurrah! by Vulch (2.00 / 0) #36 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 12:38:24 AM EST

And stuff...

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That is quite large by gpig (2.00 / 0) #38 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 12:44:48 AM EST

I weighed half as much when I was born.

Well done reproducing, the both of you!
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(, ,') -- eep

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He's A Fucking Christmas Ham! by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 5) #39 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 12:49:51 AM EST

His sister was only 6 pounds. This one, I suspect, will have the Viking physique of Slozo.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

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Meanwhile... by NoMoreNicksLeft (2.00 / 0) #69 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:15:14 AM EST

Both slozo and littlestar breathe a sigh of relief that you mean that only jokingly.
--
Do not look directly into laser with remaining good eye.

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hey . . . by slozo (2.00 / 0) #92 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:09:12 PM EST

. . . what the hell does THAT mean?

Myself, I just hope that he is healthy, and happy with whatever shape/size he turns out to be . . .

. . . although being my size has its advantages - like, for instance, I will have someone to wrestle with!

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: Nothing at all. by NoMoreNicksLeft (4.00 / 1) #94 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:26:41 PM EST

Any physical resemblance is certainly just coincidence.
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Do not look directly into laser with remaining good eye.
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(Comment Deleted) by yicky yacky (4.00 / 5) #40 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 12:53:44 AM EST

This comment has been deleted by yicky yacky

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blimey by TPD (4.00 / 2) #42 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 01:17:27 AM EST

no wonder Littlestar was going a bit stir crazy waiting... that boy is clearly overdone!

Congratulations to both of you!

why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-Swiveller^TM

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I am readying the cuteness filter... by Vulch (4.00 / 1) #43 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 01:23:18 AM EST

Popsicle slept through the whole thing

...in preparation for the picture of her with a very wide grin and her brother on her lap which I'm expecting no later than 16:00 GMT! I can see the image already, just need you to get a bit of sleep and point the camera to take it. Should rate at least 11 on the other Millman scale...

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: Awwww by Vulch (2.00 / 0) #101 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 10:12:29 AM EST

No grin

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Congrats! by Breaker (4.00 / 3) #44 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 01:26:28 AM EST

Glad everything went well.

Sebastian ?

Have you pre-enrolled him in self defence classes?

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See Wiredog's comment by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #57 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:41:44 AM EST

Click. Across the pond I think Sebastian has different connotations.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

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Oops except by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #59 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:43:00 AM EST

That was Abraham, not Sebatian.

I'll get my coat.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

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: No! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #81 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 07:57:52 AM EST

You'll go and stand in the corner!

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Congratulations! [nt] by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #46 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 01:36:38 AM EST

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Congratulations by thunderbee (4.00 / 1) #50 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:04:33 AM EST

My wife would have killed me if I had been documenting the birth of the kids like you just did ;)

Congratulations again, welcome back in a world of "no-more-than-3-hours-of-sleep-in-a-row".

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Congrats! by blixco (2.00 / 0) #52 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:13:37 AM EST

Very cool. Glad that everyone is healthy + happy. We'll toast y'all tonight.
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I am ten ninjas. Ten ninjas with root access. - mrgoat

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Aww, a little Slider by thenick (4.00 / 1) #58 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:42:12 AM EST

Well, not that little. Ouch. Congratulations!

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"'Vengence is Mine', quoth Alvis. And then he shot the guy, right in the freaking face!"

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w00t! by Man (2.00 / 0) #61 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:58:06 AM EST

Congrats!

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Congrats, that's a darn big baby by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #63 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 04:15:34 AM EST

over 1 1/2 of ones of ours.

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That's a big 'un! by webwench (4.00 / 2) #64 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 04:19:40 AM EST

Littlestar must have eaten too much peanut butter, which is why my boy thinks he was so big.

^{"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?"}

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Hearty congrats! by wagemage (2.00 / 0) #67 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 04:54:16 AM EST

That's a big one - if I did my math right, exactly my birth weight - expect a 6'4"++ oaf in 16 years' time. Hopefully he'll be smarter :)

YOU, sir, owe me a cigar which I will now buy and smoke.

Cheers

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Congrats to Little Star and You by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #71 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:35:47 AM EST

Pretty amazing stuff - the whole family is pretty amazing.

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congratulations! by 606 (2.00 / 0) #85 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 08:57:39 AM EST

Eeeee!!!

The world has become a slightly better place.

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imagine dancing banana here

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Well done, jolly good show by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #96 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 12:37:26 AM EST

Well, I'm sure you'll do the right thing and raise him as though he were yours.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

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Congratulations! |nt by CwazyWabbit (2.00 / 0) #104 Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 07:08:43 AM EST

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05:41 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 4) #37 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 12:43:51 AM EST

Sebastian Abraham Davis Hemming has taken the breast, and is suckling contentedly.

I'm dialing Slozo's mobile in China over and over again but I can't get through as of yet.

The birth was much more difficult for Littlestar this time, likely due to the fact that the child is the size of a six-week-old. There was only minor tearing. They're stitching her up now.

I am very sleepy but quite happy.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

: congratulations. by edward (2.00 / 0) #41 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 12:55:12 AM EST

later babies tend to be bigger.

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: Abraham by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #51 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:07:57 AM EST

Great name. Easy to shorten ("Yo! Abe!") for calling across the frozen fields when it's time for him to come in to the schoolhouse for dinner.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}
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: Congratulations! by hulver (2.00 / 0) #53 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:17:29 AM EST

To you both.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock
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: yay! by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #60 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:44:17 AM EST

give littlestar a hug for me. and a kiss. the kiss can be from you, though, if she questions why i'm sending kisses. dont forget to tell her we love her.
Send me to Austria!
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: Congratulations to you both by anonimouse (4.00 / 4) #62 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 04:07:46 AM EST

Sebastian Abraham Davis Hemming has taken the breast
Like father, like son.
Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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: Quick by komet (2.00 / 0) #66 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 04:39:46 AM EST

sadh.ca is still available. I expect the domain squatters to arrive shortly.

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.
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: Good show! Jolly good show! by johnny (2.00 / 0) #76 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:46:39 AM EST

A Cheeseborglet, and a Canadian! Now that is some fine pedigree.
Regards & best wishes from ours to yours.

She has effectively checked out. She's an un-person of her own making. So it falls to me.--ad hoc (in the hole)
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: wicked sweet! by clock (2.00 / 0) #77 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:47:40 AM EST

congrats, etc!!!
welcome to the world, wee one. i bid you peace.

_{I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin}

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: Huzza! Huzza! Huzza! by MartiniPhilosopher (2.00 / 0) #80 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 07:21:42 AM EST

Three cheers to the mom for passing that bolwing ball of a baby. Ye gods, indeed!
Whenever I hear one of those aforementioned douche bags pontificate about how dangerous [...] videogames are I get a little stabby. --Wil Wheaton.
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: Congrats!!!! by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #84 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 08:54:34 AM EST

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: I am on the phone right now . . . by slozo (2.00 / 0) #93 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:22:32 PM EST

. . . with my mom. You can call me later at night (for you).
My phone ran out of power at JUST the right time . . .

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Superb! by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #45 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 01:28:12 AM EST

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

Wow. by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #47 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 02:25:34 AM EST

Congratulations to all of you, and I'm glad Sebastian finally decided the rest of his family. Your house has got to be so full of love right now. :-)
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damn it, lif eis actually really *far4 too good at tghe momnent, shboyukbnt;t whilen. --Dr Thrustgood

YEA!! by molasses (4.00 / 2) #48 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 02:30:55 AM EST

If you could only hear me yelling that with tears in my eyes!

I'm so happy for you! Words can't describe!

plspostpixsoon!!!!

Congramatulationes! by TurboThy (4.00 / 1) #49 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:00:25 AM EST

ObGoBuyAHockeyStick!
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Sommerhus til salg, første række til Kattegat.

SEBASTIAN HEMING & FAMILY STOP. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #55 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:20:56 AM EST

CONGRATULATIONS STOP.

SORRY ABOUT THE VOICEMAIL STOP.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Congrats by bobdole (2.00 / 0) #56 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 03:38:15 AM EST

to all four of you!
-- The revolution will not be televised.

Yay! by iGrrrl (2.00 / 0) #65 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 04:24:53 AM EST

Lot's of happy noises and hugs all around!
"I honestly pity the stupid motherfucker who tries to talk down to iGrrrl" - mrgoat

Congrats! by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #68 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:10:37 AM EST

~nt~

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

Jesus by debacle (2.00 / 0) #70 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:29:21 AM EST

I must be the latest-rising HuSiite on the planet.

Well, get some rest. Congratulations and all that.

Now hit the sack, if you aren't already.

Or don't, I mean you may be busy.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

congrats by alprazolam (2.00 / 0) #72 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:07:21 AM EST

2 down, 6 to go.

hope i get to meet him soon by 256 (2.00 / 0) #73 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:07:37 AM EST

happy for you.
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Most Excellent by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #74 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:15:10 AM EST

My hearty congratulations to the entire family!

Gedvodur
"...it isn't like I dug up her great-grandmother and fucked her in the eye socket." -clock

hi by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #82 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 08:00:55 AM EST

did you intend to misspell your name in the sig?
Send me to Austria!

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: Yes by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #83 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 08:51:02 AM EST

And I was hoping somebody could publicly point it out.
I like it when my cheeks flush. Both sets.
:-)
Gedvondur
"...it isn't like I dug up her great-grandmother and fucked her in the eye socket." -clock
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Print this thread out by zarathus (4.00 / 2) #75 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:41:49 AM EST

and put it in his baby book or a scrapbook or something. That way, in 15 or 20 years when he's old enough to appreciate what cool nerdy parents he has, he can reflect on the fact that on the day of his birth you kept a community of friends and complete strangers apprised of his minute-by-minute journey from the womb.

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Congratulations. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #78 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 07:15:50 AM EST

No Caesarean

12:17 EST by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #79 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 07:18:15 AM EST

Thanks for being there along with us, electric all.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

: Thank you for sharing by 606 (4.00 / 1) #86 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:03:04 AM EST

[nt]

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: it was almost like being there by MostlyHarmless (4.00 / 2) #87 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:44:01 AM EST

even if you didn't set up the webcam ;-)
Thanks for keeping us up-to-date; good luck to the four of you. It sounds like y'all are going to have your hands full with this one.
-mh
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[Mostly Harmless]
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: thanks for bringing us into the loop by aphrael (4.00 / 1) #89 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 11:53:32 AM EST

and making us feel like we were there in the living room waiting with you. :)
congratulations, and have much joy with your new family member. :)
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
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So... by DullTrev (4.00 / 1) #88 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 10:55:28 AM EST

Had the baby ye... Oh right, yes.

Congratulations! Did you call everyone you'd promised you would once labour started? And if so, for god's sake, why?

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DFJ?

w000000tay by joh3n (2.00 / 0) #90 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 01:00:47 PM EST

Why is it that I always manage to travel just when fun stuff happens.

Much love to the burger family, be they kids meal or super-sized.

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Congrats to all <nt> by yankeehack (2.00 / 0) #91 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 02:14:42 PM EST

"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB

Oh, yeah . . . by slozo (2.00 / 0) #95 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:56:37 PM EST

. . . and Congratulations to All! Especially Astra, who did all the hard work . . .

welcome to the big, big, world, Sebastian!

: I think you'll find. by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #105 Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 07:09:42 AM EST

That CBB's wife is called littlestar. I know nothing of this Astra you speak of.
Oh, and congratulations on the new nephew. Nephews are excellent.

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Congrats by crispyduck (2.00 / 0) #97 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 04:38:10 AM EST

Little people are awesome. Look forward to all the cute pictures...

Congrats to all by duxup (2.00 / 0) #98 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 04:59:46 AM EST

There's one more burger in the world, that has to be a good thing.
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First Picture Is Posted by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 4) #99 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 05:17:20 AM EST

http://mfdh.ca/sebastian

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

: AWWWWW!!! A BAAAAAABY!!! by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #100 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 10:03:06 AM EST

Good job, dude!
"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger
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: He looks just like popsicle in the pic. by calla (4.00 / 1) #102 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 10:19:19 AM EST

What a cutie!!!

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: Huzza for another baby with adoreable cheeks! by duxup (2.00 / 0) #103 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 01:23:25 PM EST

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Gratz (nt) by fencepost (2.00 / 0) #106 Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 06:48:59 AM EST

Really, N!T!

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