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By gzt (Thu Feb 16, 2006 at 07:37:49 PM EST) gzt, friggin' intense, diplomacy, justice (all tags)
That's what I'll be if I grow up!

deadlines, writings, justice.

I have deadlines!

The solution to my problems: drop from attic Greek to basement Greek. That is to say, the accelerated to the normal section. Very unfortunate, very tragic, very stupid. Facial hair will be shaved in shame. Bye bye, mutton chops! I look like Dr. Arnold for the moment. I'll provide an education in virtue, justice, honesty, not Greek particles and the digamma! Anyways, the shameful bit is that learning languages is easy if you do the work, and you're just stupid if you don't do the work. There. That's all there is to it.

I have writings!

What else would the deadlines be for?

But I have not justice!

I might buy some pop and a candy bar now. I deserve a break. The great thing about becoming a freelance diplomat is the immunity. It would be friggin' intense! The Faroe Islands need an ambassador to Russia for three weeks! Moustache optional!

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