I would like to offer my heartfelt congratulations to Mary Cheney, the daughter of
Dr. No Vice President Dick homophobe Cheney, for the announcement of her soon to be born baby!! Well done old girl! Anyone taking odds on whether she got sperm via a syringe or some dude's sausage? I've got 20 bucks on the sausage.
Clipper clipper clipper. They've been talking on the news about this Alberta Clipper that's supposed to drop 800 feet of snow on us with hail the size of canned ham and all that, so, WHERE'S THE GOD DAMNED CLIPPER? How can weathermen get it so wrong. Oh sure, it's about 20 below out there, but I'm looking out the window and I don't see no clipper. In fact I don't see no squall, I don't even see no flurries.
Speaking of flurries, I'm about 700 pages into the Count of Monte Cristo and am pleasantly surprised. It's really quite good, very good in fact. It's basically one giant soap-opera, but it's a fun story and I can't wait to see how it all ends. Right now the Count has just made it to California and he's trying to get a job as a grape picker but having a hard time, so he's thinking about taking a job on a whaling ship. Boy, what a story! I may try to finish it this weekend, especially if this fucking clipper ever shows up. Anyways, if you're too much of a wuss to read it cause it's like 18 thousand pages long then shame on you. Indeed.
Right. Back to the grindstone!
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