Is anyone else disappointed with the new President Bush? Seriously, the cat goes around tilting at windmills for 6 years and now all of a sudden after getting his ass kicked he starts talking like a rational bloke????? Rush Limbergher too. With giddy anticipation I tuned into listen to him on Wednesday, hoping to hear a bunch of insane delusional ranting etc etc., only to hear the guy almost, almost, almost make sense. So, all these hardcore right-wing nutjobs take one up the ass and all of a sudden they become big pussies??? Bah.
Speaking of nutjobs, is anyone else afraid to visit the Daily KOS? Part of me wants to go there just to be reminded of what high school was like, but it's like picking at a scab, it's always the wrong thing to do regardless of how tempting it is. Speaking of tempting, did anyone else notice that Nancy Pelosi has a nice rack? Just sayin.
Speaking of, well, whatever, I pulled/tweaked a pec muscle, AGAIN, at the gym this morning. WTF? I've been taking extra pains to get warmed up and stuff yet I'm always dealing with some sort of a malfunction. Is this my fate? Is this related to some sort of a calcium deficiency??? Is this bad karma finally coming back to haunt me? Is this the onset of old-age? What next, a hip replacement and subscriptions to all the AARP magazines? Is this some kind of sick coincidence that the Dems take control of the country and immediately I pull a muscle? Friggin Dems, bring back the Republicans.
Speaking of fate, in two weeks I'll be loading my pasty white arse on a big ol plane and heading to Las Vegas for a week of debauchery and whatnot. Two Weeks. Crack. Whores. Gambling. $15 All-You-Can-Eat Buffets. I think that sums it right up. That reminds me, I need to find some website that lets you pretend gamble on blackjack. I need to learn how to play if I'm going to make a tonne of dough.
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