By BadDoggie (Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 06:40:00 AM EST) Driusan, goths, cats, yummy tasty vodka. (all tags)
Elvis has left the building. The footballhockey puck arrives at 22:45.

  • Driusan visits
  • I'm a shitty host
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  • ROR goth irony
  • Other stuff
  • Wicked cool cat
  • What you missed in #husi
Poll: How many HuSians have you met?

Sorry for the account mix-up

Shitty host
I didn't really have anything for Driusan to see. I didn't know what he had in mind and it wouldn't matter because I don't really know much touristy stuff here. I'll let him essplain what he did on his own.

Do not install Windows Messenger on other people's computers. It's a bitch to get rid of.

OK, I'm not so bad. I fed him, got him boozed up, and I just remembered that I lent him around €100. Maybe I can get it back from him the next time my plane gets diverted.

Shop 'til you drop
BG and I took care of some errands yesterday, errands which included scoring some Kristal champagne for bro who we're visiting in a couple weeks. It's real hard to get and he needs to build up his supply for the 2009 Superbowl which will be held in Tampa. Costing around $200 a pop, he'll be selling them for around $800 each, maybe more.

We bought three bottles at one store: €450 cash. the guy asked a few times if this was for our personal use and not for a restaurant. Umm... yeah. Three bottles should be enough for 10 guests. As we left I remembered to look for the peach vodka. They still didn't have it.

The alcohol department guy heard me and said it still hadn't been released yet. I told him I had an E-Mail from Absolut that said it would be out in Germany by August. He then said to hold on and sent someone to the back room again. He came out with an advance bottle of Apeach that some other employee thought was going to be his. It's mine. Sorry dude. I handed over another €20 as they wrapped it up to hide the label. They also rang it up secretly as "Misc bottle". It is very tasty indeed.

Driusan counts like a girl
I had to tend bar last night and was getting ready to leave as Driusan returned from looking for museums or whatever it was he was after. He wanted to get on-line for "a few minutes". I'd forgotten to burn a CD for the bar and came back home 20 minutes later. Driusan said he'd be over in another 15 minutes.

Two hours later he walked in and was feeded. Ladies, this model's not going to be available for long. He tells time just like you! He'll actually understand what you mean by "I'll be ready in three minutes" because he says it, too.

He went off to some punk club or something and came back to the bar as we were closing up. The only thing open after hours is a goth club and I thought he might enjoy the sight of 120 "I'm so independent" goths racing for the dance floor to line up into opposing rows to box-step dance at each other each time the song Augen Auf comes on, which it does no fewer than four times a night. Before leaving for the goth club I impressed Driusan with my godly powers of writing upside-down.

There was no dancing that night. For some reason it was forbidden last night but I didn't understand why. It wasn't the Buß- und Bettag which had been earlier in the week. So we just sat at the bar and drank even more.

Diary of an Alcoholic
I'm starting to think that maybe I shouldn't drink vodka before going in to tend bar. And maybe -- just maybe -- I shouldn't keep drinking while actually tending bar. I think that perhaps the bigger mistake was buying a round for the bar staff at the goth club. This is what probably caused them to hand over so much more booze in return. I don't remember coming home. I don't remember eating before going to bed but apparently we three (BG was there, too) ate quite a bit before stumbling off to bed.

Driusan was up around noon. Somehow the washing machine had stopped just after the beginning of the pre-wash cycle and his clothes were all wet. While waiting for them he was trying to find out what "holiday" could cause the prohibition of dancing. I did some searching but finally got my answer from the ex-pats' forum: Totensonntag -- Remembrance Day, or "Day of the Dead".

That's right, the goths couldn't dance at their club due to "Day of the Dead"! ROFFLE! They also wouldn't have been allowed to play any sports, either, not that they ever do. How the hell the club was still allowed to open and serve booze (and no food) I don't know.

Who'd'a thunk it?
After dropping Driusan off at his train I picked up some bread and went home. I heard some cats squaring off outside and sure enough, the girl cat ("Stelpa" or "Minnicke") was facing down some other neighbourhood cat which was on the other side of the gaet which I'd covered with chicken wire so that the two dummies don't slip out. They slowly approached each other with Stelpa meowling and in a more dominant stance. As they were up against each other Stelpa leaped up and started batting at the chicken wire. The other cat ran away.

This doesn't sound like a big deal, but you have to remember that Stelpa is a purebred Persian: her snout is more or less punched in so she can't really bite anything. She's also declawed. That wasn't matter to her. I'm so proud.

Tonight's Belgian recipe (first attempt for this dish) is Everzwijnfilet met witloof in ciney-sausje, or "wild boar filet with endive in Chimay beer sauce". I don't feel like cooking and I'm not really hungry. I hope this stuff reheats well.

What you missed in #husi
Sex from the inside -- VeryNSFW. See it before it gets pulled.

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It depends on the definition of "met" by yankeehack (2.00 / 0) #1 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 07:07:50 AM EST
Yes, going for the obvious here...
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB
I think you could be the winner here. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #8 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 01:09:51 PM EST
But maybe not.

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teasing aside by yankeehack (2.00 / 0) #10 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 02:27:48 PM EST
I'm probably average for the females on the site.
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB
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Not this side of the pond by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #11 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 03:48:49 PM EST
There's one notable K5 exception, but all, err, two of the European independent regular women contributors have remained with a single non-posting partner for their whole posting life. There's a couple of women who've turned up here because of their partners, but mainly there are no European women on the internet.

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Good level of detail. by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #26 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 02:57:53 AM EST


'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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It's important to edit by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #28 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 04:05:59 AM EST
I could have gone into far too much detail, maybe even as much as I keep in my rolodex, but I cut it down, didn't mention hair colour, vital statistics, wedding anniversaries or anything.

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You really pay attention by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #29 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 04:24:29 AM EST
And whatever happened to Yanna anyway?

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Actually I'd forgotten Yanna by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #30 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 05:33:34 AM EST
but that would have made three. I think there was some change which made her dissappear, but I can't remember it.

My mind finds it impossible to visualise people without fairly detailed records of their habits, situations and whereabouts, so I'm pretty much forced to keep it all in mind. I do it to real people as well. In general, I think it's a good thing. Obviously though, it would look as if I cared to much if I didn't pretend it was because I was stalking everyone.

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Penetration isn't a requirement by BadDoggie (2.00 / 0) #2 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 07:22:32 AM EST
Even a hand job counts. Or just frottage.

Hell, I'm not picky. I'd accept "Well, I had a beer with..."


OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?

Shazaam, I'm in the upper fifty percent by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #3 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 07:36:10 AM EST

55 at last count by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #4 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 08:16:13 AM EST
but if you're going with the other definition of "met", then just one.
Dance On, Gir!
Fifty-something by ana (2.00 / 0) #7 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 12:54:14 PM EST
my hole diary where I tried to list them has gone off the deep end.

Also, comma, yeahthat, re: alternate definition.

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin

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nick actually has me beat, though by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #12 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 03:52:00 PM EST
he's met way more people on his car club board. if they count for me too, though, then i have a lot more.
Dance On, Gir!
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counting everyone I have met from the internets by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #18 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 08:22:40 PM EST
I don't even want to think about it.

When I'm imprisoned as an enemy combatant, will you blog about it?

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people do that?! by gzt (2.00 / 0) #5 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 10:06:58 AM EST
that's disgusting.

scary, too by martingale (2.00 / 0) #14 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 05:13:06 PM EST
OMG, it's like "Cave Attack Of The Giant Monster Snake"! I felt like a paralyzed deer in a headlight beam watching this.

Of course, talking of B-grade monster porn, nothing beats pterodactyls(NSFW!)
$E(X_t|F_s) = X_s,\quad t > s$

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Dear God. by lb008d (2.00 / 0) #16 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 06:53:13 PM EST
I really thought I'd seen it all on the internet...

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you mean by martingale (2.00 / 0) #22 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 01:58:22 AM EST
you've already seen the Indian version of the Thriller video? Far out, dude!
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R Mutt posted that more than a month ago by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #24 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 02:21:42 AM EST
DO please try and keep up.

That was certainly one of the most... interesting... things I've ever seen in the tubes of the intarwebs.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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he did? by martingale (2.00 / 0) #25 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 02:49:21 AM EST
The bastard! He's probably using Greenwich Mean Time to post!
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(Comment Deleted) by randomxs (4.00 / 1) #6 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 12:19:30 PM EST

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Poll question by Herring (2.00 / 0) #9 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 01:34:53 PM EST
Are we talking distinct individual people or HuSi users?

I've met about 25 individuals who probably account for 40+ HuSi users y'see.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

You mean by gpig (4.00 / 2) #21 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 01:48:43 AM EST
people have more than one account on this forum?

I am appalled. I don't know quite what to do about this.

Perhaps an outraged letter to the Times would be in order.
(,   ,') -- eep

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might be worth a try by martingale (2.00 / 0) #23 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 02:01:14 AM EST
but I don't think Tony Blair will resign on account of it.
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yes but remember you have to divide by TPD (2.00 / 0) #27 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 03:20:05 AM EST
the number of accounts you've met by the number of accounts you yourself hold.

why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-SwivellerTM
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In that case by Herring (2.00 / 0) #31 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 09:26:56 AM EST
I've never met anyone. Ever.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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wait, maybe I misunderstand euro prices by R343L (2.00 / 0) #13 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 04:47:49 PM EST
€450 cash gets you three bottles of champagne? Is this like really good champagne? Or is all champagne just insanely pricey? But then, I'm willing to buy "sparkling" pseudo-champagne...


"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot

It's Cristal. by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #19 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 10:44:07 PM EST
All the playas drink it. It's insanely expensive and hard as shit to get hold of. They allocate certain amounts to certain regions and distributors and that's all there is. See wiki. It's very popular with the mooks who go to clubs and try and impress each other by spending stupid money. Bro will be selling the bottles for at least $800 a pop during the Superbowl, which is what they cost in New York City strip clubs and certain other venues.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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When Riceowl introduced me to Y... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #15 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 05:23:50 PM EST
...that made 56. LFT is nipping at my heels if she hasn't overtaken me already...

Have you seen The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.
"...compassion is more than a 16 point word in scrabble." - MostlyHarmless

Well, fuck! by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #17 Sun Nov 26, 2006 at 07:23:39 PM EST
Stupid google nanny video pulling police!

Curse this damn "have to wait for the four year old to go to bed" shit.
[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman

compare husi stats by fleece (2.00 / 0) #20 Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 12:25:23 AM EST
to k5 stats

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