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By mrgoat (Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 03:52:26 AM EST) (all tags)
Jurishazard. I ate a hegel for breakfast.

Polylithium, cross-joined lovers, open star heads, and friday's made of grey walls, felt.

Proteanitis livid nunchuck, living in courtrooms, I stab at thee. Ithicickle, you boomananga, I was here first, you get your own(,)1 lazy bastard. Here at the corporation for public pulicity we don't put put up with that sort of behavior, here at the corporation for public publicity. Repriciocity duplicity rememberingitis: I have it, I told the doctor, I told the doctor, and he said "Don't do that anymore.". Oh, were it to be that simple, ass it's not.

Antipode pole, sitting in the ice, why are you prioritizing my action items? Broken Pipe. [Redacted].

1. Comma Optional

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Polylithic Antiphony! | 15 comments (15 topical, 0 hidden)
You were funnier four years ago. by Idempotent (4.00 / 2) #1 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 03:57:45 AM EST
But please don't think I don't  appreciate you.

I know. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:04:43 AM EST
I'm not trying to be funny anymore.

--top hat--
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Oh. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:25:44 AM EST
So what are you trying to do then?

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I'm not. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:28:42 AM EST
Trying to. Do anything in particular. Sheesh, does it have to have a purpose or raisin?

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Are you saying you're just wasting my time? by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:42:06 AM EST
Goddammit, get a purpose, man. And a haircut.

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Who's wasting whose time? by mrgoat (4.00 / 3) #8 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:44:15 AM EST
You're wasting your own time, I don't have your time to waste.

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Ah yes, good point. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:56:35 AM EST
As you were.

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ass, it's not by Kellnerin (4.00 / 3) #3 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:19:56 AM EST

I ate a hegel for breakfast. --mrgoat
Things without which, death. --ana
Sweet! by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:24:25 AM EST
Sweet, like a long-chain complex multicarbon, polyglucogene receptor-bound thingy.

Now you people can all see why you'll never catch me doing your newfangled nanowrimomajiggybop.

--top hat--

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A robust prison-sharing architecture. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 05:31:08 AM EST
We will be improving your data security needs shortly, with time-tested redundant redundancy. HELO, I am bored, won't you please digress with me? Ingress, you are my enemy, and no friend of my enemy is an enemy of a friend of my friend, as they say. Jump to lightspeed!

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Gotta be a WIPO by The Fool (4.00 / 2) #11 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 06:30:52 AM EST
But only because one of the options wasn't "Fap fap, fap in the wind dear brothers we go!"

Too predictable. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #12 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 06:50:46 AM EST
I almost put it in though.

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Dear Sir, by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #13 Sat Nov 19, 2005 at 03:45:26 AM EST
It hath been years since the pep of the pips were greased into the wheels of time. I shall see this come to pass again, you can mark it.

The comma is not optional, the comma is perfect; do not insult the comma. A coma however is a complete and utter lie. I think we've all shown they have been fabricated into the quilt of buggery until we haven't anything left but shoetrees and lovers oil.

In summation, with cream sauce.

Reginald "Pops" Entwhistle (Mrs.)

"I always percieved the Q to be more about laughing at sadness, not laughing per se." -infinitera

Good evening sir, by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #14 Sat Nov 19, 2005 at 05:41:12 AM EST
Thank you for calling this number is currently out of service, if you would like to leave a message with the cat please pound my dough and the next available operator will perform your exchange with posthaste and gluttony. To ensure that neither you nor those bipolarly opposing your axial tilt are covered in jam, seven o'clock jumped over the moon.

We appreciate your scholarship,
  -Willfordingtom B. Muffleburger

--top hat--

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beautiful by calla (4.00 / 1) #15 Mon Nov 21, 2005 at 12:44:49 PM EST
absitootly bootiful.

Like the lyrics to a song...

"However, for this current diary to be genuine would have obliged her to read my Sam's Teach Yourself Unix Adminstration in 24 Hours, which is both disturbing and super erotic." Rogerborg

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