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By hulver (Wed Jan 19, 2005 at 01:19:40 AM EST) rolloffle (all tags)

Accounts for HuSi, showing incomings and outgoings.

Date	Description	In (£)	Out (£)

31 Mar 2004	Year end - Profit for year £ 167.27	347.35	180.08
31 Mar 2005	Year end - Profit for year £ 863.87	2442.44	1578.57
31 Mar 2006	Year end - Profit for year £ 361.17	583.29	222.12
31 Mar 2007	Year end - Profit for year £ 321.08	344.33	23.25
31 Mar 2008	Year end - Profit for year £ 202.03	228.42	26.39
31 Mar 2009	Year end - Profit for year £ 760.12	860.58	100.46
31 Mar 2010	Year end - Profit for year £ -338.09	848.23	1186.32
31 Mar 2011	Year end - Profit for year £ 2.29	303.53	301.24
31 Mar 2012	Year end - Profit for year £ 72.45	354.87	282.42
31 Mar 2013	Year end - Profit for year £ 48.21	319.65	271.44
31 Mar 2014	Year end - Profit for year £ -104.37	179.47	283.84
31 Mar 2015	Year end - Profit for year £ -78.04	189.67	267.71
31 Mar 2016	Year end - Profit for year £ -113.37	125.95	239.32
31 Mar 2017	Year end - Profit for year £ 78.03	341.88	263.85
31 Mar 2018	Year end - Profit for year £ -139.60	248.88	388.48
31 Mar 2019	Year end - Profit for year £ 668.73	1189.87	521.14
31 Mar 2020	Year end - Profit for year £ -543.02	85.38	628.40
31 Mar 2021	Year end - Profit for year £ -148.42	463.52	611.94
31 Mar 2022	Year end - Profit for year £ -602.52		602.52
1 Apr 2022	Server Hosting		51.92
23 Apr 2022	Subscription	130.95

31 Mar 2023	Year end - Profit for year £ 79.03	130.95	51.92

Server hosting is a regular payment of £20 per month.

Note: These figures, especially for incomings do not reflect the true amount actually sent to me. Due to Paypal charges, and varying interest rates the amount I get is often lower than what I'm actually sent. What I record here is the amount after paypal charges etc have been removed.

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Oh, so it is a profit motivator? by Orion Blastar (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 04:42:39 PM EST

That 1111.01 server hosting included the hookers and booze, right? ;) After all, there was no new hard drive and server as promised, as Husi ran out of comment room. No need to explain, Enron, Worldcom, and TimeWarner cooked their books too. ;)

"I drank what?" - <a href="http://uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Socrates">Socrates</a&gt after drinking the Conium

The new server by hulver

(2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 08:26:43 PM EST

Is still being commissioned. There's been a few problems, but it will be here soon.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

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What sort of problems? by Orion Blastar (2.00 / 0) #3 Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 08:47:40 AM EST

Is there a problem with the reliability of the parts or something?

"I drank what?" - <a href="http://uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Socrates">Socrates</a&gt after drinking the Conium

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The machine had to go back. by hulver

(2.00 / 0) #4 Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 11:06:55 AM EST

It wasn't configured as spec'd.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

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What was wrong? by Orion Blastar (2.00 / 0) #5 Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 02:57:53 PM EST

Had the wrong parts? Did they try to cheat you on something? If so, why is it taking them so long to correct the issues?

"I drank what?" - <a href="http://uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Socrates">Socrates</a&gt after drinking the Conium

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Stuff by hulver

(4.00 / 1) #6 Sat Jan 22, 2005 at 09:16:21 PM EST

Yes, No. Because.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

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: I blame those filthy Ruskies by pinkcress (2.00 / 0) #7 Sun Jan 23, 2005 at 07:30:07 AM EST

They're always causing trouble

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Let me guess by jimgon

(4.00 / 1) #13 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 03:46:39 AM EST

You ordered it from Blixco's employer. He got the job to test it, and did so with a bottle of Irish whiskey in his garage.

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Technician - "We can't even get decent physical health care. Mental health is like witchcraft here."

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More money in than out? by theboz (4.00 / 3) #8 Sun Jan 23, 2005 at 07:45:11 AM EST

I do believe that it's monacle time for hulver.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n

Blah blah yacht blah blah by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #9 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 02:26:01 AM EST

I bet that, just like rusty, you never get bored of that joke.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

The Official HuSi Money Joke: by wiredog (3.80 / 5) #12 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 03:43:44 AM EST

Beer and Hookers.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}

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noooooo by dev trash (4.00 / 3) #17 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 05:07:18 PM EST

Pie and Hookers.

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BALLS! ->clock

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: Beer Pie by wiredog (4.00 / 3) #18 Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 12:42:56 AM EST

and Hookers.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}
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Out of curiosity by bob6 (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 03:26:47 AM EST

May I ask you what you'll do with this money? Will it go straight to your pocket or will you re-invest it in the site?

Cheers.

Unless otherwise stated by hulver

(4.00 / 3) #11 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 03:42:12 AM EST

It goes into my pockets.

The fund raiser was to buy equipment, namely a new server.

There is a trip fund, to raise money for me to go to America.

The rest goes to me me ME! It's all mine!

I put money into the site as it's needed, but people have donated enough to cover that now.

It's nice that running HuSi doesn't leave me out of pocket, but I'd do it even if it did as long as I could afford to.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

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I hope you got a real job by bob6 (2.00 / 0) #14 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 03:54:10 AM EST

My incredible psychic powers tell me the benefit is around 1600€. Thanks to this universe shift, I can tell it's not too much for a family... Congratulations, btw.

Cheers.

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: He does by gazbo (4.00 / 10) #15 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 04:07:59 AM EST

Without a job, one can't hate one's job. Without hating one's job, there could be no HuSi.
I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

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With the exchange rates what they are by Big Sexxxy Joe (2.00 / 0) #27 Thu Jan 27, 2005 at 03:41:14 PM EST

You can hire servants here for 200 euros.

I'm like Jesus, only better.

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Naturally by hershmire (2.00 / 0) #21 Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 10:51:31 AM EST

The profit will be paid as a dividend to the contributing members of this site. The more comments one has, the more of a share one receives, right?
No sig, no sorry.

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: Well by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #22 Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 01:32:38 PM EST

Presumably if Hulver did that, and I don't think he oughta, it ought to be paid to people who monetarily contributed.
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[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
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cool... by kpaul (2.00 / 0) #16 Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 12:13:26 PM EST

love the transparency. keep up the good work, Hulver... ;)

Thanks by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #19 Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 05:42:44 AM EST

It's good to get a little royal wave from the balcony every so often.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

: This has always been here by hulver (2.00 / 0) #20 Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 06:06:09 AM EST

I've just added the ability to comment on it, and then shoved it on the front page.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock
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Congratulations... by edward (2.00 / 0) #23 Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 04:48:46 PM EST

Most websites are operated at a loss.

Heh by hulver

(4.00 / 1) #24 Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 06:59:47 PM EST

If I was taking a wage, this site would be operating at a loss :)
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

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heh by MillMan

(2.00 / 0) #25 Wed Jan 26, 2005 at 06:28:56 AM EST

That is how pro sports team owners in the US claim they are losing money in order to bilk the public out of their tax dollars to subsidize new stadiums:

"My team lost $50 million last year! after you subtract my $100 million salary I can't make money unless I have a brand new stadium!"

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Wage!? by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #26 Wed Jan 26, 2005 at 03:39:36 PM EST

What do "wages" have to do with dotcoms!
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[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman

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: Yeah, I can't wait to cash in my Husi stock by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #28 Fri Jan 28, 2005 at 02:48:03 AM EST

options, I'll be rich!

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Question: by ti dave (2.00 / 0) #29 Tue Feb 01, 2005 at 06:41:11 PM EST

What size donation will garner an editorship?

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs

I cannot be bought. by hulver

(4.00 / 1) #30 Tue Feb 01, 2005 at 08:31:36 PM EST

Although you're welcome to try.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

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Bah! by ti dave (2.00 / 0) #31 Tue Feb 01, 2005 at 08:49:06 PM EST

Every man has his price.

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs

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: For $500/month by ucblockhead (4.00 / 4) #33 Mon Feb 07, 2005 at 08:39:25 AM EST

I'll make whatever editing decisions you want.
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[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
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fait accompli by ti dave (2.00 / 0) #32 Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 03:11:10 AM EST

That ought to warm your cockles for a day or two.

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs

accounting by garlic (2.00 / 0) #34 Thu Nov 03, 2005 at 01:23:14 PM EST

How's this work now? You say you're in the red, and then go on to say that prior to this past year, you were more than 2000 pounds in the black. what's up with that?

It's because I suck by hulver

(2.00 / 0) #35 Thu Nov 03, 2005 at 11:51:59 PM EST

I cobbled this together quickly, and to avoid the page getting too long, it doesn't show transactions > 1 year old.

But, instead of carrying the amount forward, it puts it in a seperate pot.

It's on my list to change, have a proper "End of year", with lists of profit in previous years. I'll also change it so you can go and look at those previous years as well.

I'll do a quick change now to make it a bit clearer that I haven't lost over a grand.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

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There by hulver

(2.00 / 0) #36 Thu Nov 03, 2005 at 11:58:51 PM EST

It's a bit better now.

I just need some way so that people know some of that "profit" was nearly two years ago. It's not like I'm rolling in cash :)
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

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sounds like by garlic (2.00 / 0) #37 Fri Nov 04, 2005 at 02:58:44 AM EST

sounds like you want to pick a financial end of year. If you still have all the old numbers, you then list the profit by year for the last few years, and only do the detailed info for the current year.

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: Yep by hulver (2.00 / 0) #38 Thu Dec 22, 2005 at 12:30:55 PM EST

I've tidyed it up a bit now.
Plus I've made it so you can go back and look at previous years, and the year end date is fixed. It's fixed at the date of the very first cash movement.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock
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HuSi Accounts | 38 comments (38 topical, 0 hidden)