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By terpia (Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 05:45:24 AM EST) (all tags)
Whew, these last two days have been shit. Prior to that,I met YAH (yet another HuSian) and also spent a weekend stealing IP from Canada after sneaking into the the country on a promise.


Two weeks ago, timDog, the tiffster and I trekked up to Ikea for some hardcore money hemorrhaging and meatballs. We met tidave at Ikea for meatballs and grabbed a beer and some more food afterwords. t'was fun, thought timDog and the tiffster were in a bit of a state as they had stayed out very late partying the night before.

Last weekend I drove up to Vancouver to kick it with the man who made me not hate socialized healthcare, theantix. On the way there, I discovered problems with my radio (the antenna wire slipped off). Normally, this wouldn't be a problem, but since there was this light plum in the distance that looked either like a volcano eruption or a chemical plant explosion, I wanted some radio news. Instead I text messaged a dozen people, knowing that at least a few would already be staring at a net connected computer for assorted reasons. That was a surprisingly efficient way to get my news. It was like a google news page all my very own, since everyone was reporting from their favorite sources.

Getting into Canadia was fun, because I forgot to bring a copy of my birth certificate as proof of US citizenship. Yes, I know that's a stupid thing to forget. The Canadian border peeps questioned me a bit, made me park my car and wait in a long line so that a Canadian border agent could ask me "promise that you'll bring proof of citizenship next time?".

"I promise." I said.

"promise that you'll bring proof of citizenship next time?"

<sigh>
"I promise to bring proof of citizenship next time."

Then, magically, the border agent was all smiles as she handed me back my driver's license and told me to enjoy Canada.

Suckas!

I then proceeded to make my way into Vancouver without getting a bit turned around till the very end while trying to locate the correct building entry point.

Much fun was had with theantix. I stole copious amounts of IP in the way of Trailer Park Boys episodes (a truly excellent show that I now love). For some reason, I couldn't connect to a certain wireless AP with the (verified) correct WEP key, but luckily, unsecured APs abounded, and I was able to steal their bandwidth to access the precious life-giving Internet.

The CFL has some weird rules, but all in all, still produce a damn fine football game. In fact, the game I saw was likely the most enjoyable football game I can recall, save for the fact that you have to get out of your seat to get a beer instead of having it delivered via barker.

Vancouver is a very pretty place to live, and I'll be buying a condo with a view as soon as I win the lottery.

The drive back was uneventful, save for the long delay at the border, after which I was questioned as to how I could prove my citizenship. A bit of righteous indignation and carefully obnoxious blustering convinced them. Though the delay at the border did make it too late to stop at Ikea on the way back and pick up the shelf brackets I forget during my last trip.

All in all, I averaged 27.9 mpg after the 642.7 mile round trip. Much fun and thanks to theantix.

I have an important work question to ask, but this is a long diary, so I'll post an AskHuSi diary tomorrow. Watch for it.

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Ridin' the shit tornado to Oz | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)
Our country remains safe from terrorist... by theantix (6.00 / 1) #1 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 05:56:19 AM EST
...who promise to bring their ID with them the next time!


"Merely witnessing that was the single greatest moment of my life. To create such glory? Unimaginable. You, sir, are my god." -- ni
Rest assured in the fact that I'm quite positive by terpia (6.00 / 3) #2 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 06:00:31 AM EST
I'll be required to "pinky-swear" on it next time.

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I wouldn't go so far as to call the cookie fat, I mean it's got a weight problem. What's the cookie gonna do? It's Samoan. -mns

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And if you don't have it a third time, by greyrat (6.00 / 1) #8 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 08:22:20 AM EST
they'll saw off your head during a web-cast.

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Luckily, it's Canada we're dealing with. by terpia (6.00 / 2) #9 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 09:02:14 AM EST
I don't think they can saw my head off with maple syrup or poutine. Maybe with socialized healthcare, but the chances are still pretty low.

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I wouldn't go so far as to call the cookie fat, I mean it's got a weight problem. What's the cookie gonna do? It's Samoan. -mns

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The important work answer: by MohammedNiyalSayeed (6.00 / 2) #3 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 06:32:35 AM EST

Vi. Answered in advance, for your pleasure.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
Shit, and I wasn't even planning on numbering by terpia (6.00 / 1) #6 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 06:57:47 AM EST
the solutions. Now I'll have to. But since I'll be setting the order of the solutions, and I know that VI is the correct solution, I've been contaminated and can no longer be assured of the validity of solution VI. Therefore I cannot enumerate the solutions at all, nor can I now use a poll. You've just forced everyone to submit their answer in the form of a write in.

I declare you a blog terrorist! Where's Diaryland Security when you need it?

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I wouldn't go so far as to call the cookie fat, I mean it's got a weight problem. What's the cookie gonna do? It's Samoan. -mns

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I'm ti dave and I approve of this Diary. by ti dave (6.00 / 1) #4 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 06:43:33 AM EST
That's excellent mileage, for a FREAKING GIGANTIC SUV.

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs

Nope! by terpia (6.00 / 1) #5 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 06:53:21 AM EST
I was not driving the terrormobile, but rather my little old lady car (pt cruiser).

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I wouldn't go so far as to call the cookie fat, I mean it's got a weight problem. What's the cookie gonna do? It's Samoan. -mns

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Did your PT Cruiser by blixco (6.00 / 1) #7 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 07:56:00 AM EST
come with a poodle skirt, mary?

I am, of course, only half-joking.  Because if it did, then pls post pix k thx.
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Journeying through the world
To and fro, to and fro
Cultivating a small field.
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Nope, no poodle skirt. by terpia (6.00 / 1) #10 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 09:04:35 AM EST
But I do get a wave from every 50+ woman who sees me driving around. It's terribly unnerving.

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I wouldn't go so far as to call the cookie fat, I mean it's got a weight problem. What's the cookie gonna do? It's Samoan. -mns

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Dude, you're so set..... by yankeehack (6.00 / 2) #11 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 10:58:23 AM EST
just pick up a single one, marry her and get into her will. 

She won't need much sex, will get senile soon will probably die right after.  What could go wrong?
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB

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What could go wrong? by terpia (6.00 / 1) #12 Wed Oct 06, 2004 at 11:02:14 AM EST
For starters, she'd probably out live me. Aside from that, everything else.

I feel safer playing the lottery than women. The lottery never socked someone in a jaw and followed up with a kick in the nuts.

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I wouldn't go so far as to call the cookie fat, I mean it's got a weight problem. What's the cookie gonna do? It's Samoan. -mns

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