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Rise of Skywalker?

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Listen to the flower people | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

Star Wars: The Rise of Mickey by jimgon (4.00 / 2) #1 Fri Jan 03, 2020 at 09:21:38 PM EST

I liked it, but my expectations, as most of you know, were abysmally low. So, even with all the plot holes, it surpassed my expectations.

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Garden of Ediacara by ana

(4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Jan 03, 2020 at 09:47:19 PM EST

That's a great article, especially for those of us who were taught that the history of life on earth started with the Cambrian explosion.

Or get rabies. Also don't do that. --scrymarch

It was so predictable by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Jan 04, 2020 at 07:37:56 AM EST

Every scene I’d be thinking “This just happened, so now that will happen.” There we’re only two “Huh, didn’t expect that” moments. Where the identity of the spy was revealed, and her parentage.

Earth First!
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Rise of Skywalker by Orion Blastar (2.00 / 0) #4 Sun Jan 05, 2020 at 02:28:23 AM EST

They design these movies for the kids now that Disney owns them. They are also diverse to appease the SJWs who don't watch them.

"I drank what?" - <a href="http://uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Socrates">Socrates</a&gt after drinking the Conium

Let's be honest. by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Jan 08, 2020 at 10:49:49 AM EST

These were always designed as kid's movies.

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: Kid's movies by Orion Blastar (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Jan 08, 2020 at 10:44:32 PM EST

for the current generation not past generations. The Star Wars I grew up with was different. Luke wasn't a coward who hid in a cave, and to get Jedi powers you need to train for a long time. Not touch a light saber and gain a lifetime of skills.
"I drank what?" - <a href="http://uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Socrates">Socrates</a&gt after drinking the Conium
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You have found by Scrymarch (4.00 / 1) #5 Sun Jan 05, 2020 at 05:58:30 AM EST

The best Rise of Skywalker review, I think.

I ended up down the filmcrit Hulk rabbit hole again after that.

Despite the five comments only about Star Wars in your diary, I totally read the paragraph about Hamlet and was glad it was there, though.

Also Gandhi being an overflow bug is great.
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