Best Christmas song?

Suzy Snowflake, Soul Coughin   0 votes - 0 %
The Twelve Days Of Christmas, Bob and Doug McKenzie   1 vote - 12 %
Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy, David Bowie and Bing Crosby   1 vote - 12 %
Christmas In Hollis, run DMC   1 vote - 12 %
Christmas Wrapping, The Waitresses   2 votes - 25 %
The First Noel, Crash Test Dummies   0 votes - 0 %
Santa's Beard, They Might be Giants   0 votes - 0 %
Twas The Night Before Christmas, Henry Rollins   0 votes - 0 %
Fairytale of New York, The Pogues Featuring Kirsty MacColl   2 votes - 25 %
Winter Wonderland, Eurythmics   0 votes - 0 %
WIPO   1 vote - 12 %
 
8 Total Votes
A BDSM Christmas. by wiredog (4.00 / 2) #1 Wed Dec 20, 2017 at 02:14:19 PM EST
Wish I was creative enough to come up with lyrics. I reckon the safe word would be "EGGNOG!"

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

ballgags on bottoms by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #2 Wed Dec 20, 2017 at 02:32:41 PM EST
and leashes on gimpsuits
bright stainless handcuffs and warm fuzzy fur suits...


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Julie Andrews? by marvin (4.00 / 1) #7 Thu Dec 21, 2017 at 01:31:24 AM EST
What does "These are a few of my favourite things" have to do with Christmas?

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mittens, snowflakes, sleigh bells by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #8 Thu Dec 21, 2017 at 08:07:23 AM EST
packages in brown paper, come on, it's obvious.


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When the dog bites by marvin (4.00 / 1) #10 Sat Dec 23, 2017 at 02:03:39 AM EST
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad

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WIPO by lm (4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Dec 20, 2017 at 08:48:17 PM EST
Any of the following:

Hey Santa (UK Subs)
Homo Christmas (Pansy Division)
Oi to the World (The Vandals)
Fuck Christmas (Fear)
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh! (Showcase Showdown)


Kindness is an act of rebellion.
I don't think I've heard that FEAR song by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Dec 20, 2017 at 09:18:20 PM EST
and I had two of their albums.


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It's on a play list I'm making by lm (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Dec 20, 2017 at 09:52:36 PM EST
Keep it a secret. It's for a Christmas present: https://goo.gl/onP14L

Kindness is an act of rebellion.
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WIPO by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Dec 20, 2017 at 10:08:12 PM EST
Everclear - "I will be hating you for Christmas"  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0zBZ6zL_qw
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WIPO by Herring (4.00 / 1) #9 Thu Dec 21, 2017 at 01:09:33 PM EST
It's cliched to be cynical at Christmas

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

Your kids by jimgon (4.00 / 1) #11 Sat Dec 23, 2017 at 06:54:55 AM EST
Reading the status update for your kids is like reading one I might post.   




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Working in a supermarket... by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #12 Sat Dec 23, 2017 at 12:58:28 PM EST
SWHTL works in the health-and-beauty section and Lamb works in the bakery between semesters - but both find it exhausting work. SWHTL is planning to quit in 2019, she feels she getting too old to keep lifting those crates. They keep asking her to become a manager type but managers are expected to work whenever they're needed and the market is open 24-hours a day so she keeps saying no.



An Angry and Flatulent Pig, Trying to Tie Balloon Animals
It is a very physical job by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #13 Sat Dec 23, 2017 at 05:05:34 PM EST
Mrs. Ha is really annoyed at the soda sales, it's cheaper than water, but it's a lot of lifting in and out of carts.

She's moving to the bakery, we'll see how that works.

Twenty four supermarket manager has to be one of the worst jobs I can think of, even fast food places close.


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