Write something:

World History   2 votes - 16 %
Amusing personal anecdote   5 votes - 41 %
Insightful personal anecdote   4 votes - 33 %
Travel   1 vote - 8 %
Parenthood   2 votes - 16 %
Something about a town you've lived in   3 votes - 25 %
Something about a job you've done   3 votes - 25 %
Linguistics   5 votes - 41 %
An ode to Bavarian food   2 votes - 16 %
Fuck off, Farley, you cunt.   0 votes - 0 %
--   0 votes - 0 %
Use Iambic pentameter   5 votes - 41 %
Use Teutonic: poetical style with enjambment, AxBBxACxx meter and of alliteration of unstressed consonants   2 votes - 16 %
Use a Sharpie   2 votes - 16 %
Use the logout button   1 vote - 8 %
 
12 Total Votes
Your New Years Resolution has got old by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #1 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 07:12:43 AM EST
Everyone has 1920x1080 now. You should aim higher and go for  2560x1600 or even 8k (7680 × 4320)   

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
resolution by aphrael (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 03:15:06 PM EST
When I bought my laptop, years ago, I was able to get 1920x1200.

This resolution apparently no longer exists in laptops.

sigh
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

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Yay by yankeehack (4.00 / 1) #2 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 11:30:16 AM EST
for smart 3 year olds and staying out of the hospital.

Boo for having to deal with kiddie illnesses, but that will get better as she gets older. LO was sick (caught everything a little kid could) from ages 3-6 basically, and after that she's rarely been that sick...she's been to the doctor more for growth spurt related ortho injuries these past few years than anything else.
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB

Facebook posting by jimgon (2.00 / 0) #4 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 05:48:07 PM EST
I've recently been getting the itch to return because I'm out of the loop on a lot of stuff.   The Facebook posting did get me to start over abbreviating my writing which I actually liked because I could throw out a quick thing and not over think what I'm writing.  Here I overthink and tend to delete things before I post which is why I don't post diaries much. 




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Technician - "We can't even get decent physical health care. Mental health is like witchcraft here."
Yay for not by Herring (2.00 / 0) #5 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 07:01:38 PM EST
smoking and drinking. Boring isn't it.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

Only a bit by BadDoggie (4.00 / 3) #7 Sun Jan 06, 2013 at 01:21:27 AM EST
The potential rewards are worth any sacrifice. I want to be around to scare the bejeezus out of any guy MildlyNaughtyPuppy brings home. MrsDrTehBadDoggie has already agreed to the shotgun and rocking chair so I jes needs t' find me a nice polishin' rag and some saltpeter.

woof.

Jesus Christ you're a tool -- Dr Thrustgood

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You by sugar spun (4.00 / 1) #8 Mon Jan 07, 2013 at 03:12:34 PM EST
have a whole wardrobe full of nice polishing rags you keep pretending are clothes.


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this happens to me too by infinitera (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Jan 08, 2013 at 07:51:39 AM EST
All my favorite clothes are designated rags by household members.

[…] a professional layabout. Which I aspire to be, but am not yet. — CheeseburgerBrown

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That's why they're called the authorities. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #6 Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 11:42:56 PM EST
Now pick up that can, citizen.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Candy Land by houser2112 (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Jan 08, 2013 at 09:01:58 AM EST
The Candy Land I remember from the 1970s looked like a giant pile of rainbow vomit. Are you telling me they made it worse?