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Nuts

Peanuts	1 vote - 11 %
Cashews	5 votes - 55 %
Macadamias	0 votes - 0 %
Almonds	3 votes - 33 %
Hazelnuts (I am Italian)	0 votes - 0 %
Brazil nuts (I am a snowflake)	0 votes - 0 %
Walnuts	0 votes - 0 %
Other: WIPO	0 votes - 0 %

9 Total Votes

A Day in the Life -- I Do Want What I Have Not Got | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)

A better version goes... by anonimouse (4.00 / 3) #1 Mon Oct 11, 2010 at 10:05:28 AM EST

The Duck --------

One day, the duck walked into a chemist and asked, "Got any duck food?". The chemist replied, "Sorry mate, we don't sell food here." The duck turned around and walked out.

The next day, the duck returned to the chemist and asked, "Got any duck food?". The chemist replied, "Look, I told you! This is a chemist and we don't sell food here! Try a pet store or something!" The duck turned around and walked out.

The next day, the duck returned once again and asked, "Got any duck food?". The chemist, really pissed off at this point in time yelled, "LOOK! WE DON'T SELL DUCK FOOD HERE! SO GET OUT!! AND IF YOU RETURN HERE AGAIN, I'M GUNNA GET SOME NAILS AND A HAMMER AND NAIL YOUR BLOODY WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR! NOW PISS OFF!" The duck turned around and walked out.

The next day, the duck returned. He walked into the chemist and asked, "Got any nails?". The chemist, really pissed off yelled, "NO!!!!!!!" The duck said, "Good. Got any duck food?"

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL

: I know that one as "grapes" by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Oct 11, 2010 at 10:20:48 AM EST

And it happens at a bar. But the... parable, I guess... is a bit different, in that the "duck" comes to realise he's getting ridiculously angry about things that he shouldn't; both that there's no duck food (or grapes) in the non-duckfood store and that no matter how many times he tries, the world ain't changing for him -- he has to make some sort of change.
The duck in the joke is just a cunt.
the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia
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: I have a kid, therefore... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Oct 11, 2010 at 08:54:21 PM EST

...I see you and raise.
_{He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.}
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Your Koan sounds fat. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Oct 11, 2010 at 04:12:40 PM EST

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

: ... And ammoniacal was enlightened. /nt by ni (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Oct 11, 2010 at 05:24:36 PM EST

"These days it seems like sometimes dreams of Italian hyper-gonadism are all a man's got to keep him going." -- CRwM
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