Haribo macht Kinder froh!

Gummi Bears   1 vote - 25 %
Happy Cola bottles   0 votes - 0 %
Sour Cola bottles   1 vote - 25 %
Sour worms   1 vote - 25 %
Raspberries & blackberries   2 votes - 50 %
White sugar-foam mice   1 vote - 25 %
Twin-Cherry   0 votes - 0 %
Peach gums   1 vote - 25 %
Gummi Worms   1 vote - 25 %
Licorice wheels   1 vote - 25 %
Don't you have Runts in Germany?   1 vote - 25 %
Or Nerds?   2 votes - 50 %
So Swee-Tarts and Bottle Caps are definitely off the list, huh?   2 votes - 50 %
Hey, do you get M&Ms or just those weird "smarties" which are nothing like REAL AMERICAN Smarties?   2 votes - 50 %
Oh, I get it! This is a poll only about Haribo products! Right. Gotcha.   1 vote - 25 %
4 Total Votes
Machiavelli says by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:25:00 AM EST
Why don't you sent the last paragraph (possibly minus last two sentences) to VerasManager?

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
Hmmm, possible reworking of those words by Linus Trollvalds (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 12:38:18 PM EST
"Dear Vera, it has come to my attention that the money you are willing to spend to bring Mini-Me over here is more than enough to cover my tuition for both the basic and advanced Citrix classes here. Classes I could take and afterwards write and give presentations to spread the working knowledge throughout our division worldwide. I think that paying for my Citrix classes would be more productive for the company as well as less costly than what you have proposed. Mini-Me can read my presentations and documentation over there, and would not need plane tickets to come here and go back there."

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I had Citrix Training a few years back. by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:33:30 AM EST
For a product that was discontinued right after I trained on it. Don't recall that I learned anything.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

Citrix isn't that hard to learn. by Linus Trollvalds (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:54:45 AM EST
I recall learning Citrix Metaframe for Windows NT 4.0 and Windows 2000. It wasn't that hard and it was originally written for OS/2 and ported to Windows.

What you could do is find a Citrix bittorrent and download it at home and run it on a spare system and get the experience you need from running your own version of it.

Another option is to find a Citrix book and buy it and read up on it.

You could also download a free version of the Citrix XP metaframe book which is an older version but it is free in PDF format.

Here is a free Citrix tweaks book which you can also download.

Some free Citrix exam books be careful of the advertisements and spam on this page.

O'Reilly has help with Citrix.

Borland has a Citrix tutorial book.

Those should be enough to get you started in the right direction. Good luck!