Favorite Clerks quote?

People dictate their own behavior.   0 votes - 0 %
I'm not even supposed to be here today.   5 votes - 26 %
I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings.   1 vote - 5 %
All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.   1 vote - 5 %
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?   0 votes - 0 %
Thirty-seven.   0 votes - 0 %
But, I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?   0 votes - 0 %
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fu**ing customers.   5 votes - 26 %
My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels.   0 votes - 0 %
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.   1 vote - 5 %
Try not to suck any d*** on the way to the parking lot!   4 votes - 21 %
In a row?   1 vote - 5 %
WIPO   1 vote - 5 %
 
19 Total Votes
I didn't know you didn't know how to glaze by debacle (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 07:47:50 AM EST
I was going to mention in one of your earlier diaries that you didn't sound like you knew what you were doing.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

It wouldn't be bad if you had perfectly sized by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:07:27 AM EST
glass, but figuring out the correct size while leaving enough room to fit it in the frame and getting it cut to that size is not easy.


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It needs about 3/32nds space on each edge by debacle (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:11:18 AM EST
To grow and shrink through the seasons.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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Except the top part is a slot by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:13:29 AM EST
that the window goes into. And handcutting to 3/32nd precision is not easy.


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A slot? by debacle (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:18:32 AM EST
Are you cutting the glass yourself? That's a big no no. You will always fuck it up no matter how hard you try not to.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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i'm going to try by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:22:33 AM EST
cutting it myself.


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my dad pulled it off a few times by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #14 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 09:16:50 AM EST
I was amazed at how cutting glass works.

When I'm imprisoned as an enemy combatant, will you blog about it?

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Write in... by atreides (4.00 / 2) #5 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:15:05 AM EST
"Well, you're livin' in denial and supressin' rage, muthafucka!"

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.

WIPO by rizzo (4.00 / 3) #20 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 10:55:01 AM EST
"Hey, do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto Hatchback?   Ooh...Mini Choc-O-Mazing!"
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Alternate Write In... by atreides (4.00 / 1) #21 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 01:27:07 PM EST
"I'm gonna put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys I go down on now!"

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.

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Hey, friend: by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:17:36 AM EST
"Anyone know of any jobs that are hands on, repetitive, have decent working environments, are social, and aren't too hung up on mistakes?"

When you find that job, let me know. I'll come work for you.

How open are sheltered workshops? by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:22:09 AM EST



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Oh, and Missing Poll Option: by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:25:54 AM EST
  • "Can I interest you in subscribing to any of these magazines?" (BestBuy option)


  • agree about vimes / discworld novels by discordia (4.00 / 1) #11 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:41:36 AM EST
    although I like the Susan Death and No Such Dojo books as well

    You want to know a secret? by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #12 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 08:48:37 AM EST
    I'll be finishing THUD! this weekend. I can fully understand Vimes' parternal feelings.


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    Ah, clerks by barooo (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 09:07:14 AM EST
    I love that exchange...  "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"  "In a row?" then "Try not to suck any more dick on the way to the parking lot...  Hey you, come back here!"

    man, i need a beefy taco now.
    -gzt
    I like replacing sash cords by lm (4.00 / 2) #15 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 09:20:47 AM EST
    It's one of the funnest home repairs I've encountered unless some rank idiot has painted over the wood work for the window. Once that gets done, replacing sash cords gets messy and tedious.

    If my daughter were prescribed all of those pharmaceuticals, I'd write her an absence note that said in it's entirety, ``Please excuse my daughter's absence. She was on drugs and couldn't think straight.'' Fun stuff.


    Kindness is an act of rebellion.
    I was going to write doped up by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #16 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 09:24:15 AM EST
    I settled on recovering from anestheia.

    Many of our windows have that little pocket painted over, here comes messy and tedious time when I want to do it again.


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    mixed speed, valium and nitrous. by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #17 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 10:13:52 AM EST
    I have.  Speed takes you up, valium takes you down, the combo takes you sideways.  Add in nitrous and you barf alot.  While laughing hysterically. 

    Earth First!
    (We can strip mine the rest later.)

    No barfing, just walking unsteady by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #18 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 10:16:06 AM EST
    but then these weren't recreational doses, 5 mg of Adderal extended release and 5 mg of Valium.


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    5mg each? by wiredog (4.00 / 2) #19 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 10:50:01 AM EST
    That's no fun. Spiralx (and, in Teh Olde Days of Yore, me) wouldn't even have noticed that.

    Earth First!
    (We can strip mine the rest later.)

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    what? by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #22 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 02:15:01 PM EST
    all that for a filling? wtf?
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    if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake
    Her teeth are very sensitive by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #23 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 02:31:03 PM EST
    and she's very high strung. When she was a toddler, she had to go under for fillings.


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    ah! by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 3) #24 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 02:33:40 PM EST
    so they'll pretty much have to peel her off the ceiling when she gets her first pelvic exam, then?
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    if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake
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    Yuh know, I hope to God by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #25 Fri Oct 12, 2007 at 03:55:49 PM EST
    I don't have to take her to that.


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    Should have been multiple answer Poll... by haplopeart (2.00 / 0) #26 Mon Oct 15, 2007 at 10:45:20 AM EST
    ...there are just too many good quotes from Clerks!

    Decisions can be hard by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #27 Mon Oct 15, 2007 at 11:05:07 AM EST



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