Which is worse?

Arrogance   2 votes - 50 %
Ignorance   2 votes - 50 %
4 Total Votes
FAQ 2859 by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 07:52:14 AM EST
Lookie, the Compaq support site still exists!


Fucking classic.

Dare I ask what percentage of your tickets are caused by Citrix?

Percentage by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 10:35:54 AM EST
Not enough. The more Shitrix tickets that come in, the less other crap I have to take. Now it's just a matter of waiting until I finally get the week-long training which I should've had a few weeks ago.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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unsupported execution by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 07:53:59 AM EST
I you need a supported execution talk to me, Blixco or, if you can find him, Armaphine.  We have all sorts of supported execution methods.  Some messy, some not.  Some may even involve goats, or the bee guy at K5.

Goddam, there actually is a FAQ 2859.  Classic.

So this penguin (Tux, perhaps) is driving cross country during a hot summer, when his car breaks down. Fortunately, he rolls to a stop right next to a gas station. The attendant says he'll check it out, and suggests that the penguin waddle across the street to a convenience store, where it's cool.

So he does. Inside he gets a bowl of vanilla ice cream, eating it rather clumsily, seeing as how he doesn't have hands. When he is done, he waddles over to the service station. The mechanic looks up from his car and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin says, "Nah, it's just vanilla ice cream."

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

The FAQ by ReallyEvilCanine (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 10:39:16 AM EST
It was gone for a while but I'm guessing popular demand (and a better sense of humour at HP) got it put back up. Among a group of us in NYC, "Twenty-eight fifty-nine" was our code for what most HuSians now understand to be a "Seventeen". We could say it right in front of the fuckwits and they'd never know.

Penguin, eskimo, the joke's always good.

the internet: amplifier of stupidity -- discordia

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I love you by debacle (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 11:31:21 AM EST
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WIPO by Herring (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 01:48:07 PM EST
Arrogance + ignorance is surely the worst. See most managers, most politicians and most religious leaders for examples.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods