http://www29.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859

Fucking classic.

Dare I ask what percentage of your tickets are caused by Citrix?

Goddam, there actually is a FAQ 2859.  Classic.

So this penguin (Tux, perhaps) is driving cross country during a hot summer, when his car breaks down. Fortunately, he rolls to a stop right next to a gas station. The attendant says he'll check it out, and suggests that the penguin waddle across the street to a convenience store, where it's cool.

So he does. Inside he gets a bowl of vanilla ice cream, eating it rather clumsily, seeing as how he doesn't have hands. When he is done, he waddles over to the service station. The mechanic looks up from his car and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin says, "Nah, it's just vanilla ice cream."


Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}