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what the fucks going on here?

Boyfriend did something to fuck her off so she gets him jealous	8 votes - 44 %
She doesn't care about him so was going to fuck your brains out	3 votes - 16 %
She wanted to create a big fight	3 votes - 16 %
She was so out of it she didn't know what she was doing	2 votes - 11 %
Other	0 votes - 0 %
Moo	2 votes - 11 %

18 Total Votes

Hey girls, stop doing this to me please... | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 hidden)

Simple. It's karmic revenge by Evil Cloaked User (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 01:37:06 AM EST

For intentionally trying to get yourself between a guy and his girlfriend when you knew he had one.

Personally I thought by jump the ladder (4.00 / 3) #2 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 01:54:32 AM EST

the karmic revenge was you droning on about this event in my diaries for over four years now.

Lord, haven't I suffered enough already!

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: Karma is doled out by a higher power. by Evil Cloaked User (4.00 / 2) #3 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 01:58:14 AM EST

So I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment!

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WIPO by Merekat (4.00 / 3) #4 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 02:00:56 AM EST

The boyfriend meant her to chat up and bring home the bloke to the left of you, she got the wrong one and he was pissed off as you don't fit the profile for their satanic sex sacrifice?

: Yeah by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 02:27:29 AM EST

I suppose the Iron Maiden teeshirt was a dead giveway that she was high priestess of Satan.

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If I ever get chatted up by nebbish (4.00 / 3) #6 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 02:28:56 AM EST

You can guarentee it's a similar situation. Luckily I rarely fall into the trap of thinking something good's happening to me for once.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

: I just thought by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 02:31:25 AM EST

This is far too good to be true. A young hawtie invites me back to her place with me making hardly any effort doesn't ring true at all. Of course I have been proved wrong before.

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An expert writes by anonimouse (4.00 / 3) #8 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 03:00:41 AM EST

If action promised, collect phone number, so that if boyfriendus interruptus, can contact and pick up from where you left off earlier....

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL

Seems overly complicated by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 03:13:32 AM EST

Why not just offer to do her up the U-bend in the toilets?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

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: If I made things simple by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 03:15:36 AM EST

...then there wouldn't be so many opportunities for disaster.
Beside, toilets are not comfortable operating environments.
Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Thought I didn't need to get phone number by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 03:17:47 AM EST

Until it was too late.

I might see her next time I go to the club so I'll see where the land lies then but to be honest I don't think much is going to happen.

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Always get number ASAP by anonimouse (4.00 / 2) #12 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 03:22:09 AM EST

Then its never too late. Unless she gives a false one.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL

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: Agreed by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #13 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 03:32:57 AM EST

And if you get a flase one at least you know where you stand
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It's political correctness gone mad!
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: I agree by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #14 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 03:38:10 AM EST

Schoolboy error. Wan't at my sharpest at that time in the morning.

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you're trollerizing again aren't you by alprazolam (2.00 / 0) #15 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 03:43:49 AM EST

chicks don't just start talking to guys.

o0.0 maybe she thought you were gay. that has to be it.

: Shrug by jump the ladder (4.00 / 2) #16 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 04:01:35 AM EST

They seem to come and chat to me. Not every time I go out but on enough occasions. Anyway Planet Angel is a pretty friendly club so it's not unusual for girls to talk to you even if they are complete strangers but normally they are just being friendly.
I don't dress well enough or have good enough grooming skills to look gay.

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WIPO: the threesome, with a twist by joh3n (4.00 / 2) #17 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 04:26:13 AM EST

where the twist is that you get the crap kicked out of you by the bf and his mate.

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: Hmm by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #19 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 11:58:00 PM EST

Do I detect a slight note of jealousy here?

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Hey girls, stop doing this to me please... | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 hidden)


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