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Ok, who broke the script?

Sarah the Checkout Girl.	6 votes - 31 %
A horse's mouth!	0 votes - 0 %
A horse's Mouth!	0 votes - 0 %
A HORSE'S MOTH!	1 vote - 5 %
A MOTH HOURSE!	0 votes - 0 %
a hearse, or curse the indigo bluelight.	0 votes - 0 %
Flap flap, flap in the wind dear brothers we go!	0 votes - 0 %
Yes, and I would like the goat to have my children.	1 vote - 5 %
Jimmy cracked corn, and I couldn't give one shit, let alone two.	1 vote - 5 %
Somewhere, the persistence of memory barked.	1 vote - 5 %
borked.	0 votes - 0 %
broked.	0 votes - 0 %
didn't work anymore.	0 votes - 0 %
evilpckls.	8 votes - 42 %
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Broken pipe.	1 vote - 5 %

19 Total Votes

Polylithic Antiphony! | 15 comments (15 topical, 0 hidden)

You were funnier four years ago. by Idempotent (4.00 / 2) #1 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 03:57:45 AM EST

But please don't think I don't appreciate you.

I know. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:04:43 AM EST

I'm not trying to be funny anymore.

--top hat--

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Oh. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:25:44 AM EST

So what are you trying to do then?

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I'm not. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:28:42 AM EST

Trying to. Do anything in particular. Sheesh, does it have to have a purpose or raisin?

--top hat--

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Are you saying you're just wasting my time? by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:42:06 AM EST

Goddammit, get a purpose, man. And a haircut.

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Who's wasting whose time? by mrgoat (4.00 / 3) #8 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:44:15 AM EST

You're wasting your own time, I don't have your time to waste.

--top hat--

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: Ah yes, good point. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:56:35 AM EST

As you were.

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ass, it's not by Kellnerin (4.00 / 3) #3 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:19:56 AM EST

+1FP

--
I ate a hegel for breakfast. --mrgoat
Things without which, death. --ana

: Sweet! by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 04:24:25 AM EST

Sweet, like a long-chain complex multicarbon, polyglucogene receptor-bound thingy.
Now you people can all see why you'll never catch me doing your newfangled nanowrimomajiggybop.

--top hat--
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A robust prison-sharing architecture. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 05:31:08 AM EST

We will be improving your data security needs shortly, with time-tested redundant redundancy. HELO, I am bored, won't you please digress with me? Ingress, you are my enemy, and no friend of my enemy is an enemy of a friend of my friend, as they say. Jump to lightspeed!

--top hat--

Gotta be a WIPO by The Fool (4.00 / 2) #11 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 06:30:52 AM EST

But only because one of the options wasn't "Fap fap, fap in the wind dear brothers we go!"

: Too predictable. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #12 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 06:50:46 AM EST

I almost put it in though.

--top hat--
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Dear Sir, by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #13 Sat Nov 19, 2005 at 03:45:26 AM EST

It hath been years since the pep of the pips were greased into the wheels of time. I shall see this come to pass again, you can mark it.

The comma is not optional, the comma is perfect; do not insult the comma. A coma however is a complete and utter lie. I think we've all shown they have been fabricated into the quilt of buggery until we haven't anything left but shoetrees and lovers oil.

In summation, with cream sauce.

Sincerely,
Reginald "Pops" Entwhistle (Mrs.)

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"I always percieved the Q to be more about laughing at sadness, not laughing per se." -infinitera

: Good evening sir, by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #14 Sat Nov 19, 2005 at 05:41:12 AM EST

Thank you for calling this number is currently out of service, if you would like to leave a message with the cat please pound my dough and the next available operator will perform your exchange with posthaste and gluttony. To ensure that neither you nor those bipolarly opposing your axial tilt are covered in jam, seven o'clock jumped over the moon.
We appreciate your scholarship,
-Willfordingtom B. Muffleburger

--top hat--
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beautiful by calla (4.00 / 1) #15 Mon Nov 21, 2005 at 12:44:49 PM EST

absitootly bootiful.

Like the lyrics to a song...

"However, for this current diary to be genuine would have obliged her to read my Sam's Teach Yourself Unix Adminstration in 24 Hours, which is both disturbing and super erotic." Rogerborg

Polylithic Antiphony! | 15 comments (15 topical, 0 hidden)


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