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He pukes, he scores

You-know-what inside. Also, a book and a TV programme.

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Why is playing golf badly like some toast?

By nebbish (Thu Jun 01, 2006 at 06:25:49 AM EST) Footy, football, telly, TV (all tags)

Because there's lots of slices (golfing term for missing the ball) in a round (golfing term for a game of golf).

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Poll

You have ordered a very fine wine. What sort of entree will you have with it?

-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	10%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	10%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	25%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	7%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	23%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	23%

Votes: 39	\|	Comments: 3
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