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Cold Tea Blues

By aethucyn (Mon Feb 12, 2007 at 10:38:51 PM EST) tea, hope, total war, sheep (all tags)

In which our hero travels a great distance to have lunch, though he probably won't talk much about that.

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teappetite

By tps12 (Thu Feb 02, 2006 at 01:37:41 PM EST) tea, definition (all tags)

tēp′ĭ·tīt′

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How often do you wash your mug?

By tps12 (Mon Sep 26, 2005 at 10:17:07 AM EST) tea (all tags)

My tea mug is so grody. It's not like coffee where it stinks afterwards, so I just let it sit there and it builds up sort of brown pateana that will not come off in the dishwasher and requires intense scrubbing which even then does not do such a perfect job. Really I need like a autoclave for this shit.

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Tea Recipe

By tps12 (Thu Aug 18, 2005 at 09:39:29 AM EST) tea, recipe (all tags)

1 bag tea

1 c   water

sugar and milk or lemon

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