Print Story Attention $THINGS_THAT_SUCK Infidels
Puzzles & Riddles
By Rogerborg (Thu Feb 21, 2008 at 04:28:32 AM EST) suck, sucks, sucking (all tags)
Attention American Knitfidels: you suck.  Our inbred hicks > your inbred hicks.

Do you suck, infidel?  Find out this vital information inside.  Suck film at 11.


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Print Story Screwed. $9k screwed.
Death
By coryking (Fri Aug 31, 2007 at 10:10:43 AM EST) suck, business, doing your mom (all tags)
Steps:
  1. Contractor C and business B agree on a three month contract.
  2. Business B is owned by $LONGTIMEFRIEND
  3. Business B gives partial deposit for 9k.
  4. Said deposit is from a personal check of business b's Investor Z.
  5. Business B also had investor Z write other checks to other vendors totating amount $BIGNUMBER.
  6. Investor Z turns out to be a 25 year old kid whos dad transfered $BIGNUMBER from Investor Z's joint checking account.
  7. Investor Z does not have money to cover $BIGNUMBER and bounces all checks written on behalf of Business B.
  8. Contractor C gets screwed
  9. Business B gets screwed
  10. ???
  11. Profit

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