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By gzt (Wed Mar 08, 2006 at 08:30:20 PM EST) gzt, friggin' intense, roommating infidels (all tags)
So I remarked in the past about how it seems my roommate is not content with causing messes while he's here, he also has to set up messes for us to make inadvertantly while gone. Actually, now that I look, I haven't told that story. Fine. There are two incomprehensibly stupid stories about the roommating infidel.

Inside: I guess I always harbored in the back of my mind the idea that he'd finish it...

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By gzt (Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:17:57 AM EST) gzt, friggin' intense, roommating infidels, oil, death (all tags)
so i go to get a drink of water and notice there's some splashes in front of the sink, so i'm like, meh, water, whatever, i can step in that, so i step on it and am like, 'wtf, mate, this is oil!' why on earth is there a large oil spill in front of the sink? and why wasn't it cleaned up?! well, the answer can be guessed: no paper towels or anything like that around. it happens. it's not so much that it was left uncleaned, that's understandable, but how does that much oil get spilled?

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