Print Story An Abridged Numerical Dating History, Part One vs. Regular Diary

But first, an out-of-context quote:

"'It's so hard having kids!' Come on, man, that's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is; try talking your girlfriend into her third, consecutive abortion. Yeah. That's hard. That takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced."

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