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Family
By BadDoggie (Wed Sep 30, 2009 at 08:25:04 PM EST) sap, more sap, how did BD get so sappy?, poops, pix, pathetic sap (all tags)
Next week we can probably start with the reusable diapers. More babby stuff and things inside. Nowt else, just some parked proud papa shitstuff. And things.

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Print Story A little custom SQL
Diary
By BadDoggie (Wed Aug 12, 2009 at 02:25:52 AM EST) Bellyfrog, the Offspring, poops, more poops (all tags)
INSERT INTO
        canine_family
                (fname, mname, sex, bdate, btimeUTC, bweight_gm, blength_cm)
        VALUES
                (Mildly, Naughty, F, 20090804, 18:15, 3270, 50);
COMMIT;

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Print Story It Is Finished.

I feel like I've just given birth, though that's likely related to the sheer volume of yesterday's pasta I just pooped out. However, the art project I finally finished pooping out at 1:50 last night is giving me a stronger sense of accomplishment.


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Print Story Hot Dog Pad Thai: Because it popped up in auto-complete
Cheese
By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Tue May 15, 2007 at 07:59:27 PM EST) poops, makin' poops, what's awesome, hotdogpadthai (all tags)

Today's poops were solid, until they were not. Very strange hybrid poops. I suspect the changed timing and sporadic stop/start use of doctor-prescribed pharmaceuticals is having an unwanted, and largely undocumented, effect. Then again, I'm not a doctor. I'm a dude with some weird poops today. Oh, and yesterday.


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Print Story Non Developmental Motivic Cells ... THIS DICK.

Ether This, Ether That, Eat This Sandwich
Sing the hook, whooooayyyyohhhh.


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Print Story I miss Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches.

They're here, but they're not convenient, nahmean?

Poll: Select the best Krautrock band, win a prize! The prize is knowing that you have excellent selection skills.


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Print Story Who the fuck wanna die for their culture?
For real, I keeps it ill like a piece of blue steel
Pointed at your temple with the intent to kill
And end your existance
Ain't no use for resistance

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Print Story Can I get a WHAT?

PFC!

Before I regale you with tales of my fabulous exploits (which, I assure you, are quite fabulous, indeed), I hereby announce HuSi Poops Fun Challenge, First Daily! The rules are simple; you try to make some poops, you succeed, or you fail, then you submit your poopsmaking effort, which I then trump with the sheer awesomenity of my own poopsmaking abilities, and the ease with which I produce such vile excrement. Then I am declared the winner of Poops Fun Challenge, and the cycle begins anew. Got it? Good. Go make poops. IN THE TOILET, PEOPLE, IN THE FUCKING TOILET. Anyone who makes poops on the floor or in their pants is disqualified for being an asshole, and, quite possibly, a homeless asshole, at that. And we all know that homeless assholes aren't even technically human, and therefore can be killed with impunity. I know where you are, people. I can see you from the Dial-a-view hovering 25 miles above your head. I can see your tiny little subhuman heat signature, and I can see that even tinier steamy brown log coming out of your ass. I'm homing in on that right now. You have mere seconds to live.


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Print Story Touched His Junk, Liberally.
Food
By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Sun May 14, 2006 at 04:04:28 PM EST) poops, makin' poops (all tags)

She was a San Franciscan, after all.

Bon appetit, Google.


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