Hulver's site || pinchin' loaves

I miss Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches.

They're here, but they're not convenient, nahmean?

Poll: Select the best Krautrock band, win a prize! The prize is knowing that you have excellent selection skills.

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Who the fuck wanna die for their culture?

For real, I keeps it ill like a piece of blue steel
Pointed at your temple with the intent to kill
And end your existance
Ain't no use for resistance

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Making Poops, For Reals.

What's more EXTREME than having sex?

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-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	9%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	11%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	23%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	7%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	26%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	21%

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