I might just skip out on the whole "getting photographic evidence of the beard" thing and just shave the bloody thing in shame.
on thursday, i happen to have nothing on my schedule. friday is "suicide prevention day", a day off. starting at 8am on thursday, they will stage a reading of the odyssey which will last until they've gone through it all, projected ending at 10pm. i'll so totally be there for like 5 hours of it.
details of why inside.
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it will only end in pain
