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I miss Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches.

They're here, but they're not convenient, nahmean?

Poll: Select the best Krautrock band, win a prize! The prize is knowing that you have excellent selection skills.

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Who the fuck wanna die for their culture?

For real, I keeps it ill like a piece of blue steel
Pointed at your temple with the intent to kill
And end your existance
Ain't no use for resistance

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Making Poops, For Reals.

What's more EXTREME than having sex?

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-	Tea... with treacle. And limes! Always limes!	6%
-	There's that thing you do with your eyebrow that makes all the children's bellies glow, could you do that round 4:30 or so? I got a girl coming by.	6%
-	The fearsome aqueous plants know who you are and what you've done. I suggest you start running. Tonight, son.	51%
-	"Erratically," they said, as though there were some other way to say it, "we cannot believe we're speaking in unison!"	17%
-	Two spoonfuls please.. right on my bum.	17%

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