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By BadDoggie (Sun Apr 11, 2010 at 10:42:16 AM EST) not doin' much on a Sunday afternoon (all tags)
I kiss my daughter once, I get a "Fneh".
I smother my daughter with kisses and she smiles.
I kiss my wife once, she smiles.
I smother my wife with kisses, I get a "Fneh" (followed by a "Stop it! I told you already to cut it out! Not now! Quit it!").

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