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i'm so tall, can't get over me.

the sink is getting progressively more disgusting. whatever. not my problem, not my fault.

i'm getting progressively more boring. whatever. not my problem, not my fault.

now that i have been completely shaven, i look and feel so young. i must be made of steel.

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Husi Contestant number 3: if I were to pick you where would we go on our date?

-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	33%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	0%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	22%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	16%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	5%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	11%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	11%

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