"In the Darkness's new song, Justin Hawkins sings that he's go 'a one-way ticket to hell and back'. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a return, isn't it?"

-- Steve Ainger London SE23

Mr Ainger: the wooshing sound you heard this morning was the point missing you at high speed. Unless you think the Darkness is a serious rock band?

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