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Her Majesty's Good Ship...

By Metatone (Fri Jun 09, 2006 at 05:12:21 AM EST) The Good Ship Mindless Optimism, footy, centipede full of footballs (all tags)

Mindless Optimism is now at dock one. Please proceed to board in an orderly manner, despite having down 15 pints of Carling Black Label and having a flag painted on your face.

Over the flip:

Why you should be full of good cheer about the chances of Engerlandlandland in the Association Football fracas about to get underway im Deutschland.

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Why is playing golf badly like some toast?

By nebbish (Thu Jun 01, 2006 at 06:25:49 AM EST) Footy, football, telly, TV (all tags)

Because there's lots of slices (golfing term for missing the ball) in a round (golfing term for a game of golf).

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What a difference indifference can make

By yicky yacky (Fri May 26, 2006 at 09:01:27 AM EST) meh, moo, bleep, the offside rule for women, footy, there is no rooney content - I told you he was fucked, cantina of full vegipedes, monkeys (all tags)

Not much happenenenenening. Let me tell you about it.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away

By nebbish (Wed May 24, 2006 at 06:07:07 AM EST) football, footy, big brother (all tags)

Not my doctor, he loves apples.

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Barclays people are [blank]

By stark (Fri Mar 10, 2006 at 01:47:22 PM EST) brighton, photos, parents, water damage, worry, persistence, meh, footy (all tags)

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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	8%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	4%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	8%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	14%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	18%

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