Print Story Fire, fire, fire!
Gadgets
By georgeha (Fri May 28, 2010 at 07:54:19 AM EST) peppers. chillaxing, Peter Jackson, fire, dog (all tags)
I am ready for when Obama bans lighters and matches.

Plus, four day weekend, three person family, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, the Age of Uncertainty, Fellowship griping, peppers, LARPing, chillaxing and less.


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Print Story A Day in the Life
Working life
By ReallyEvilCanine (Thu Nov 30, 2006 at 03:37:08 AM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, kindergarten, fire, nerds, not runts, fuckwits, pie (all tags)
Kindergarten: Day 4

I still remember some of my year in Kindergarten. My teacher was Miss Rath. My girlfriend was Audrey Keys. I sucked at colouring (and still do) despite a box of 64 Crayolas (with the built-in sharpener) but kicked ass in finger-painting. Our first day was spent meeting each other since half the kids hadn't been in pre-kindergarten the year before. We coloured and sang some songs. I didn't sleep at naptime and to this day I don't sleep much.

On the playground during the second day is where my then best friend Kenny E. and I came up with our alter-egos "Kunky" and "Roggy", a skunk and a frog with speech impediments: Kunky couldn't say his esses and Roggy (me) couldn't say his effs. It was to be another two years before I learned how to say, "Uck you" at summer camp. These speech impediments were pretend and the "loser" was whoever said the letter he shouldn't be able to say.

On day three we met SeƱora Maldonado (de Argentina), our Spanish teacher, and Miss Fry, the music teacher. I loved singing time. I injured myself on the playground and not 72 hours after starting the school year I was back in the nurse's office being tended to by Mrs. Hadley. Unlike my mother, Mrs. Hadley never put mercurochrome on wounds. That shit stung.

On day four we had our first fire drill.

x-posted to da brog, sans poll


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Print Story It's the ROCKOCALYPSE: MFC VII Vote!!!
Music
By The Fool (Mon Aug 14, 2006 at 08:47:10 PM EST) MFC, MFC 7, fire, fear, foes, massive pez shortage, snakes on a plane (all tags)
Feel free to read the rest of this entry aloud using the voice of the "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! THE WORLD'S LARGEST TRUCK AND TRACTOR PULL EVENT!!!" announcer.

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Print Story Duck and Cover: It's an MFC!!!
Time to break out your didgeridoo and fife and be prepared for the latest Musical Fun Challenge.

What: MFC VII (or so): In Case of War, Break Glass
Where: On TEH INTARNETS.
When: Now. Submission deadline August 14th at 12:01 A.M. PDT. Voting sometime after that.
Why: Just in case.


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Print Story the nature of it (poem)
Fishies
By veldmon (Sun May 14, 2006 at 01:54:34 AM EST) grass, bark, ant, shivers, clouds, rain, puddles, rock, squirrel, fire, callus, stars, God, bees, WD-40 (all tags)
Sometimes I stare at the grass and appreciate the beauty of nature. I like to pull bark off trees and sniff it, occasionally snorting an ant or two. The coolness of the wind gives me the shivers. I dig shallow holes with my bare hands so that "dirty" will mean more than "unclean" to my soul.

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Print Story When Sherriffs Cry
Diary
By cam (Wed Apr 19, 2006 at 08:37:57 AM EST) Tax, Garden, Fire, Project, Charlene, Diaspora Vote (all tags)
tags ^^^^^^^^

If you don't wear glasses; discuss tax (cough), gardens (cough), display stickmen (cough) and appeal to the Senate (not really)


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