Plus, four day weekend, three person family, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, the Age of Uncertainty, Fellowship griping, peppers, LARPing, chillaxing and less.
I still remember some of my year in Kindergarten. My teacher was Miss Rath. My girlfriend was Audrey Keys. I sucked at colouring (and still do) despite a box of 64 Crayolas (with the built-in sharpener) but kicked ass in finger-painting. Our first day was spent meeting each other since half the kids hadn't been in pre-kindergarten the year before. We coloured and sang some songs. I didn't sleep at naptime and to this day I don't sleep much.
On the playground during the second day is where my then best friend Kenny E. and I came up with our alter-egos "Kunky" and "Roggy", a skunk and a frog with speech impediments: Kunky couldn't say his esses and Roggy (me) couldn't say his effs. It was to be another two years before I learned how to say, "Uck you" at summer camp. These speech impediments were pretend and the "loser" was whoever said the letter he shouldn't be able to say.
On day three we met Señora Maldonado (de Argentina), our Spanish teacher, and Miss Fry, the music teacher. I loved singing time. I injured myself on the playground and not 72 hours after starting the school year I was back in the nurse's office being tended to by Mrs. Hadley. Unlike my mother, Mrs. Hadley never put mercurochrome on wounds. That shit stung.
On day four we had our first fire drill.
x-posted to da brog, sans poll
What: MFC VII (or so): In Case of War, Break Glass
Where: On TEH INTARNETS.
When: Now. Submission deadline August 14th at 12:01 A.M. PDT. Voting sometime after that.
Why: Just in case.
If you don't wear glasses; discuss tax (cough), gardens (cough), display stickmen (cough) and appeal to the Senate (not really)
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