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I has anger. Let me show you it.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 12:39:19 AM EST) taxes, driving, morons, california, final solution, wasting time with courtship, quackopractors, pain, awesomeness, music (all tags)

From SMS today:

"OJ killed a white woman. He walked. Kobe raped a white girl. He walked. Vick killed some dogs. He's going to jail. Lesson for the day: stick to hoes, and not to bitches."

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i am the passenger

By 256 (Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 11:53:41 AM EST) driving, legally, without committing too many traffic act violations, no really, i've learned my lesson (all tags)

well, not anymore, bitches.

at least, not by legal mandate.

also: other stuff.

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Narrowly averting death

By zarathus (Wed Jun 28, 2006 at 11:27:01 AM EST) death, driving, commuting, car accident (all tags)

I almost was in a massive auto accident this morning on the way to work.

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On the 'net, everyone will have 1 second of fame

By riceowlguy (Thu Jun 08, 2006 at 01:27:24 PM EST) MC Frontalot, strange conversations, driving, cars, weirdness (all tags)

and I just had mine.

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-	Tea... with treacle. And limes! Always limes!	6%
-	There's that thing you do with your eyebrow that makes all the children's bellies glow, could you do that round 4:30 or so? I got a girl coming by.	6%
-	The fearsome aqueous plants know who you are and what you've done. I suggest you start running. Tonight, son.	51%
-	"Erratically," they said, as though there were some other way to say it, "we cannot believe we're speaking in unison!"	17%
-	Two spoonfuls please.. right on my bum.	17%

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