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Religion & Philosophy
By NoMoreNicksLeft (Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 02:40:03 PM EST) diet, food, dietary law, religion, satire (all tags)
Most of you are not aware of this bizarre religion. Like Zoroastrianism, you cannot convert to it, you can only be born into it. Today, we will learn about the bizarre dietary restrictions of its philosophically-backwards practicitioners.

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